I'll tell ya somethin' girl. And, this is just my take on you.
You're a beautiful young woman...to say the least! You don't need to dress "provocatively" or "scantily" to impress a guy! Just be yourself, girl!
Heck fire....just the short time I've talked to you yesterday & today you seem like a really nice, funny girl to be around! You like to "cut-up",and I dig that! Don't worry...your "Prince charming" will come along!! You may have to go thru a couple of frogs to find him,but you will!! I believe it in my heart,girl!
RE: ADVANTAGES OF BEING A RED-NECK
Now that was friggin' FUNNY, WOMAN!!You're killin' me!!!