ADVANTAGES OF BEING A RED-NECK (934)
I can fix most anything with baling wire or duct tape!!!!!
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You can use an up-turned shopping trolley as a BBQ grill !
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First day of any hunting season is a school/ work holiday.
Camouflage is an acceptable color for trucks.
Screw something up and no one is surprised, do something godd and it's amazing.
You get to wear your boots to church.
So many jokes apply to family members.
Living in a trailer isn't shameful.
Neither is driving a truck older than you are.
Dogs are an acceptable security system.
Your girlfriend will punch anyone for you for fun.
We are not prejudiced, you can be rich, poor, any race and color, and we'll still accept you.
Camouflage is an acceptable color for trucks.
Screw something up and no one is surprised, do something godd and it's amazing.
You get to wear your boots to church.
So many jokes apply to family members.
Living in a trailer isn't shameful.
Neither is driving a truck older than you are.
Dogs are an acceptable security system.
Your girlfriend will punch anyone for you for fun.
We are not prejudiced, you can be rich, poor, any race and color, and we'll still accept you.
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casual dinner
means
you can sit in your underwear
means
you can sit in your underwear
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hey i just found out if you turn your undies inside out
you can wear them even longer
thats so cool
you can wear them even longer
thats so cool
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omy gosh 
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you hillbillies are just jealous
we have somebody to truly represent us
LARRY THE CABLE GUY
we have somebody to truly represent us
LARRY THE CABLE GUY
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we have music you can listen to
and understand
and understand
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"First day of any hunting season is a school/ work holiday."
oh yes, I used to love the beginning of deer season. No one ever showed up for class when I was kid!!! I forgot all about that!!
oh yes, I used to love the beginning of deer season. No one ever showed up for class when I was kid!!! I forgot all about that!!
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Possibly. I think the southern part of the state is redneck, and we get hillbillies up north.
We were a border state back in the day, ya know!!
We were a border state back in the day, ya know!!
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your so nasty...lol
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change 2x moring and night....
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hey i love larry the cable guy . plus i like nascar too , just because i can't drink anymore due to my heart , I still consider myself as a red neck born and raised as a true southern redneck tyvm 
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example;
nascar events are scheduled holidays
drinking beer
women love a true red-neck
not sure why
you can park your vehicle on blocks and nobody complains
what else is there???????