RE: Have you ever fantasisezed about or participated in the following?

hi trisher,at a younger point in my life,working at a bar,afterhours,hot tub,plenty of alchohol,and whatever. i've gone through a lot of changes since then.lol hope you have great success w/the poll. would you mind checking mine out? just do your normal life for 1 hr and keep track of the words mentioned in the poll,and the difficulty of not using them, thanks wolfenfun p.s. it's called the english word challenge good luckteddybear

english word challenge (approx 1.25hr) are you smart enough? please read below for rules below poll

quite to the contrary her jono. it was probably me with a lack of intructions. merely to go for one hour,trying not to use the three words,in the events of your normal life for this amount of time,and keep a decent mental record of the difficulty to keep from using these impulse words. your bit of input right there has given me more to work with than you know, i'm finding the geographic areas a person lives in,can and will decide the amount of word weaving that is being applied,to that group. thank you jonokiss

english word challenge (approx 1.25hr) are you smart enough? please read below for rules below poll

thank you ali. i appreciate that it i not of your culture. non the less you must deal with the people that use it, and have these thought patterns,and was wanting you objective ideas from such. wolfenfun

english word challenge (approx 1.25hr) are you smart enough? please read below for rules below poll

so how did you do? i'm seriously seeking the input of rational,logic people. you seem as such trueheart.idea

english word challenge (approx 1.25hr) are you smart enough? please read below for rules below poll

i have been monitoring myself for months now and still find the urge to spontaneously blurt these words out, i think the main reason is that we as a society,and our elders(parents,teachers,church officials,politicians,and the media have continually used these as an propaganda device to change the patterns of our thoughts. these three words are "key" words,attached to(emotions,joy, sorrow,and anger) (acquisitions,gains and loses) after studing graphology(handwriting anaysis)experts agree by changing the shape,size,and flow of one's handwriting one can also change characteristics of their personality. the same is with the use of words, and the patterns we use them in. i hope if you consider this technique,you will have success in all aspects of your new life, and it's transformation. wolfenfun

RE: Do You prefere to

hello ali; i find the forum a more personal way of communicating with my fellow cs'ers. hope this helps the poll.you have a good selection of topics to choose from. by the way,if you have a few minutes,please check out my poll,about the english word challenge,you're an intelligent person ,and i would appreciate your input,thank you wolfenfunidea

RE: How long is your 'Favorites' list...??

hi kargyle, this is a little tricky for me to answer because of the way i use words, and catagorize the words more than people,example i use acquaintance more than friend, because of the implications of the word,i say you have my heart,rather than use the word "love" ect...at any reasoning you have a good selection of topics. check out my poll about the english word challenge, you're an intelligent person i'd apprecdiate your input. later wolfenfun

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

yes, between you and me the female of he species is always the most dangerous. motto;don't mess with momma!scold

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

hahaha or maybe charging them would at least ruin their creditcheers

your own name

there was a young man that wanted to go to alaska to get rich at mining gold. his dad, and his grandpa had done pretty good, so he thought it was his destiny. talking to his dad, before he left, his dad gave him some things to think about,and what to watch for. he said son when you first get up to the goldfields they will call you chechaka(greenhorn)and they will not call you by your own name until you do 4 things, you have to get blistering drunk with some real sourdoughs'.they will tell you the other three things. so off jr. goes he's so excited. he gets up to the bush community,goes to the saloon where his dad told him to go.walks up to the bartender and asks where the real sourdoughs' are. the bartender points to a table in the corner.the kid introduces his self.and the saga begins.they get so drunk both hands were not able to find anything in between. finally the kid says "oh yeh, my dad shaid there were shree more shings i hadda do,for ya woul ca me ba ma ownnn nammm. the sourdoughs had been here before, and told the kid, they would tell him first thing in the morning. well morning came too soon. they shook the kid awake,and he was wrecked,but still game. staggering around,they handed him an axe,and said 1st you chop a hole in the ice over there and jump in,this is to prove you're not afraid of the cold,the kid is still wobbly, nodding his head ok,then they said come back after that and we'll tell you the other two tasks.off he goes,cuts the hole in the ice, and jumps in. it only took a few seconds for him to be back out again.shaking,shivering,still hung over from hell. the sourdoughs' hand him a fish,and a bouquet of flowers,and say give the fish to a polar bear,and the flowers to the prettiest eskimo girl you can find.poor kids ears are ringing, he's in bad shape,thinks he has the instructions down and takes off. about 4hr later he shows up at the saloon. the sourdoughs' are at their table,,the kid is even worse condition,he's beatup,bruised,scratched,clothes torn to shreds. they asked what the hell happened to you? the kid said that he thought the fish was appreciated,but that bear did NOT like the flowers!

RE: .......................AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

thanks marss, ya know even when they do bad they still look gooooood! lolthumbs up

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

ms venus once again you show uncanny wisdomheart wings

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

thank you mushroomtool,you have said a lot there, the only real power over the animals is the power of out minds. i personally believe that we lost much of our positive influence with nature when we started to try to dominate it, rather than work in harmony with it. it is all about respect,isn't it?

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

oh yeh with the scritchy scratchy hairy legs that tickle,and leave goose bumps brrrrrrcomfort

RE: what did he found up ???!!!!!!

banana good stuff pointy,hahaha sounds like the little dutch boy, with his finger in the dike,lol

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

those would be my choices also trisher,neither one has a sense of humorgift wine

one liners

1. what color was the lone rangers white horse? 2. what was smokey the bears' middle name? 3.why is putting in the bathtub,different than on the golf course? 4. how long is an asian man 5.why does an crowded elevator smell different to tall people?

ant racers'

one afternoon when the house was empty,three ants were checking out the restroom. one ant was rather chubby,but happy, the second ant was skinny,but cranky,and the third ant was average sized and well tempered.they checked high, for morsels, they checked low, for morsels,just when they were about to give up,they had climbed over the rim of the toilet bowl, and from some viewing of the tv that was on quite a bit when the humans were home, they at one time or another,seen races, and were amazed that they had a race track of their own right here. this caused them to start challenging each other who was the fittest. right off it was decided that the chubby ant would be the official that decided who won the race, between the skinny ant and the average ant. so they took some lipstick they found and made a start/finish line. then decided on the rules no roughhousing,no tripping,ect.. the chubby ant got them lined up and shouted go, as loud as he could, and they were off in a flash of speed,never previously known to the ant species,yes they were out of sight in no time,very soon the average ant comes gasping around the last corner,and crosses the finish line,out of breath,but the victor. the chubby ant kept looking for the skinny ant,but he was nowhere to be seen,after the average ant got his breath, they both looked for their skinny buddy,gone... they sit down to mourn their loss,and pretty soon they hear scratching, and scraping sounds,and sure enough it was the skinny ant, and they were overjoyed at the good fortune. after calming down a bit,they had to ask,what happened,the poor little skinny ant was soaked,his antennas were drooping, his ant suit was dripping,it wasn't pretty at all,he looks up and says,i got half way around and got pissed off!

the flasher

thankyou young lady,but you really shouldn't encourage my present behaviorinnocent innocent innocent grin

the flasher

thanks pointy,you're a hoot yourselfcheers

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

sounds like yard bird for supper yummyteddybear wine

RE: Who among the following First Ladies of the United States is your number one choice?

i have to vote none of the above. i liked sarah palin,but for some reason(maybe because she likes hunting and fishing) or she's pretty darn cute,don't cha' know. she couldn't sell us down the river, any worse than what we've got presently!

RE: Would you date someone with Bipolar if you knew before the relationship started that they had it?

that's the catch 22 with this thing. when their good their realllly good.but when their bad, you can lose things that would have been attached for a lifetime,lolscold

the flasher

there were three grandmothers,sitting at the park,one fine sunny day. doing the usual stuff,knitting,feeding the pidgeons,and comparing pictures of thier families. along comes a flasher,and stands right in front of them,opens his trenchcoat,there he is in all his glory,well the first grandmother had a stroke,when the second grandmother saw this she had a stroke,but the third one wouldn't touch it!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing innocent

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

thank you ms venus,always pleasure for my part alsobouquet wine

RE: How do you take your coffee?

i like my coffee, like i like my women;hot,sweet,and creamywine

the olympians

there were three atheletes,from three different countries that coincidentally, had trouble with their luggage,and equipment getting to the olympic stadium. the first was an american,the second was a scot, the third was from poland. they did not have their identification with them,so in the mix of things they got acquainted,and decided that if they think tanked they could come up with a plan, to get through the atheletes access gate. so they thought and thought. finally they decided that they would scour the neighborhood,and try to find sports clothes,and equipment. so off they went the american comes back,all set,so does the scot,and finally the polish fellow does too. the american walks up to the gate with sweats,and a basketball,and yells, united states,olympic basketball, and the attendant opens the gate,and lets him in. the scot walks up in the sweats he found,and a discus he's found at a near by school yard, and yells scotland olympic discus,the attendant opens the gate and lets him in.encouraged by this the polish athelete,walks up in some pretty nice sweats he had found,wrapped in chicken wire,and yells poland,olympic fencing!

mistaken identity

after retirement, the grumpy hypocondriac,moved to a nice community,that had a reputation for excellent senior care.however always looking for something wrong with himself,was in the doctors office, at least once a week.constantly grumbling,complaining,critisizing,and just generally making a nuisance of himself. after one particularly harrowing session with the nurse trying to take his vitals,exasperated,she said mr jones,i'm going to have to take your temperature anally. oh my, did he ever throw a fit over that, but after much encouragement the nurse finally convinced mr jones to lie down and get his temperature taken. well she inserted the instrument,quite professionally,and told him she would be back in a few minutes. to lay still ,and don't move that this was a very important reading. so as she was leaving,she left the door open. much to mr jones chagrine. he was noticing, that people were walking by and pointing and laughing at him. ill tempered anyway,he hollered out, what's wrong with you people? haven't you seen anyone have their temperature taken before? one of the orderlies yelled back between chuckles, yes but never with a orchid.

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

after several years in the wilderness i got to where i carried garlic powder everywhere(no wonder i have no friends)any way this is very good for infection,and culinary,and most bugs donot like it eitherhandshake

if stranded in the wilderness,which animal would you fear the most ,if you had no weapons?

just as well,when moose get too heavy,they don't want to move at allwink

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