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Dear Dave suggests locking the clumsy so and so in the basement until he is able to walk into a room without stubbing his toes.....or falling over something.......

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what about a randy moth?? Im a registered moth whisperer.....

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Dear Dave suggests chocolate....and lots of it.......
Now i thought you would have known that....

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Dogs will be dogs huh??....A pan of cold water for the dogs.....and a new perch for that dang old dirty bird should do the trick....maybe take his mirror away so he doesnt look at himself as much and get frisky....

Peep peep???......

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Dear Dave is merely a boy in a mans body and has no idea whatsoever......
Happy to help.....

Moth attack..!!!!!!!...

There ya go Riva.........

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dont come here for pitys sake...she might follow ya mate.....

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They are....and who would i be to argue with one of them...?..

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No..my bell was stolen........ding ding.....

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Good morning...Dear Dave always happy to help a friend indeed....or is a friend in need.....??...

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Dear Dave says Ireland........and he isnt sure how to get rid of it.....although the number for the emergency services is 999......just in case..

Happy to help....

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are you asking??.....yeah....had another one....and it ended with a 1000 problems........

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RE: Go Git Yer Momma!

Mate.......that was too funny......

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

c`mere....

Back By Popular Demand....Dear Daves Problem Page 2...

My office has been inundated with messages from all you problem riddled CS people.....

From losing your dog at the beach.....to sitting on a freshly painted park bench....

From being unable to decide on what colour to decorate your bedroom....to not being able to find the remote control to watch your favourite TV show..

Dear Dave is here to help....just as he was last time......i have answers to all your troubles and woes...

What may seem minor to other people....may be a huge mountain of a problem to somebody else....

So........come inside and let Dear Dave help you through your times of trouble once again......





*smallprint*...Dear Dave does not accept responsibility for personal belongings left unattended in the office...if they go missing...its ya own fault....dont come crying to me..*

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

Oh pullleezze......

RE: Bad Memory...

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

I knew you`d be back Brittany......

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

Hey..its only what ive been told....i know i dont look like him......

RE: Celebrity look-alikes

Bruce Willis.....

RE: Just for Today...

That as well.......

Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

G`nite hun....sleep well.....again...

RE: When is enough enough!

Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

Thanks......i think the first day is gonna be hard......and when i think about it...i get stressed and light up....
That day will come though....there are some mornings where i dont feel like one when i wake up....so im waiting for that day to come..then ill start then..... Thanks hun....

RE: When is enough enough!

sleep well Mr Weregerbil....

Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

Yeah......its on my mind more and more the last couple of weeks....ive contemplated it more in the last 2 weeks...more..than since i started....

Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline".......

<-----much needed with my coffee...

Hey people....im thinkin of QUTTING........

RE: When is enough enough!

just worded a little different.......