Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline"....... (560)
Too funny.....
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so faithful non smokers.....you want Dear Daves 7 day plan??..
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Perhaps you can tell me where I put my cigarettes?? I can't find them...
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I'm sorry...*cough, cough* ...non smokers...I have NO BUSINESS in this thread!!!
*tries to sneak out while holding her breath....not to let the smoke out
*tries to sneak out while holding her breath....not to let the smoke out
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there you are! was wondering when you would show up...
and this is just what i've been needing myself, i've been saying it forever
y'know it's the only way to get a break or hear the gossip at the sweatshop.....
forever grateful, and the check is in the mail!!
thank you, thank you
and this is just what i've been needing myself, i've been saying it forever
y'know it's the only way to get a break or hear the gossip at the sweatshop.....
forever grateful, and the check is in the mail!!
thank you, thank you
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I know I'll quit smoking when I die - but one thought scares me - what if I wake up in my coffin and have a pack of ciggies on me and no lighter? :((
Epitaph: 'I finally quit smoking'
I liked Spike Milligan's (written on his grave in Gaellic to make it look serious):
'I told you I was ill'
Epitaph: 'I finally quit smoking'
I liked Spike Milligan's (written on his grave in Gaellic to make it look serious):
'I told you I was ill'
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can i please hear your 7 day plan? i've been waiting for something like this fora while now
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dear dave i can do the smoking myself.
i gave up for 2 weeks but went out with friends on saturday and they were all chain smokers so guess what i just had to join in
i gave up for 2 weeks but went out with friends on saturday and they were all chain smokers so guess what i just had to join in
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shouldnt smoke in a coffin.......
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Don't go helping the poor sods on this...............Not good Hi Uncle Dave------ This thread is Archived ------
Dear Daves 7 day plan is a subliminal learning cassette...not available in the shops..or QVC...... and a packet of 20 camels.....one at morning...one at night every night for a week......and when you run out on the Sunday....the nicotine cravig will be so bad...that you will simply run out to the shops, or your nearest black market cig dealer....and buy another pack..
The road to start smoking is a difficult one...but together we can do it.....
and a packet of 20 camels.....one at morning...one at night every night for a week......and when you run out on the Sunday....the nicotine cravig will be so bad...that you will simply run out to the shops, or your nearest black market cig dealer....and buy another pack.. The road to start smoking is a difficult one...but together we can do it.....
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.....Do you long to start smoking but just havent got the willpower to do so?
Dear Dave has a 7 day start smoking plan, that will make you feel whole again......
My professional service is guaranteed to have you smoking within a week...or your money back...
YES....your MONEY BACK......
For more information just leave a message...and ill get back to you when i get back from the front door.......