Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline"....... (560)
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Postsgood question.....ive noticed this......hmmm...another thread i think....
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you tryin to get me eaten or somethin mister???... 
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sorry i bet you will offend me all now but this thread is really stupid sorry 
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no where did dave say it wasn't stupid!!
dave can i get a lambert and butler....suddenly feel the need for a cig!
dave can i get a lambert and butler....suddenly feel the need for a cig!
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i knew you wouldnt like it...thats why i started it..... ..nobody forced ya to come in did they???....so why post???
Its a stupid thread yeah....i know...im a stupid man for smoking and stupid for even typing this message...and stupid because i lost a pound in town before..and that pund was towards a packet of cigarettes.......
..nobody forced ya to come in did they???....so why post??? Its a stupid thread yeah....i know...im a stupid man for smoking and stupid for even typing this message...and stupid because i lost a pound in town before..and that pund was towards a packet of cigarettes.......
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dear dave,
you have now got me hooked on cigs but i am almost out now and have no money to buy more, what should i do
you have now got me hooked on cigs but i am almost out now and have no money to buy more, what should i do
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Get a job.... ..ill send you some with ya book.....
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i have a job, just does not pay enough, plus i am supporting 3 people where is my book by the way
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ILL START A STOP SMOKING HELPLINE....
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please do
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nah..i like smoking.... 
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i thought you were going to help me
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I did.,....i helped you start smoking.... its for the best...
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yep...comin right up...... if you canr get none...use toilet paper.....one ply per smoke...
if you canr get none...use toilet paper.....one ply per smoke...------ This thread is Archived ------
this is a START smoking helpline......if you want to stop.....go and ask Dear Dave....
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toilet paper and sticky tape. Not a satisfying smoke! lol!
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duty calls.....smoke ya`s later....
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dear dave is no help
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noo.sticky tape is toxic.....tell ya what...buy a pipe love....that way you never run out of papers...
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