Dear Daves "Start Smoking Helpline"....... (560)
I just find a bunch of smokers and hang out around them to get that second hand smoke. Ummm, good. 
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It's less costly , getting all that free nicotine! 
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I want to smoke but can't find a lighter that works...or any matches... 
Pain in the something having to use the grill in my oven everytime I need a light!!
Pain in the something having to use the grill in my oven everytime I need a light!!
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Use the glowing tomato
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Why didn't I think of that???That's where all my matches went, I remember now...
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maybe if you chain smoke all day, and light each cigarette from the last. then you will only have to use the grill once in the morning while you are making your toast!
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Good idea!!
Or I could just go and buy a new lighter I guess...
Or I could just go and buy a new lighter I guess...
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No, that would be too easy
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What!! when the world gas resources are running low! you could be saving a lighters worth of gas a week by chain smoking.............think of the enviroment
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And it would do wonders for my health...!
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tut! picky or what? I wonder about your diligence to start smoking
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I have started, Dave's courses have done wonders,
I just can't get them lit....
I just can't get them lit....
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Very nice....thanks! 
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<---god i needed that......... Anybody want one?? Hey..if you come in..open that window would ya??...thanks....
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AM I TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE
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Course it does....cant have a cig without a brew can ya???....Feel free to help yaself....milk n sugar on the side over there...------->>