lorrainelorraine Forum Posts (2,717)

Whatever

Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned

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That's grossbarf

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There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.

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There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

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That was not meant for anyone. Are you trying to start a row.devil

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"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table-Bush

Whatever

The dogs are howling
the birds are singing
put a bag over your head
cause your face in minginglaugh

RE: im chatting

He's "out of his face"laugh

RE: im chatting

Sometimes

RE: im chatting

Ya lezzerrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tell me....

No just skin them alive. I am grand, off tomorrow so that helps. It's addictive allright but there is no one around. they are all snoozing

RE: Tell me....

You still up too lyrical,

RE: Tell me....

He will kill me tomorrow when he sees that.laugh

RE: Tell me....

Nite Johnkiss

RE: Tell me....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tell me....

Don't take any notice, she's a drama queenlaugh

RE: Tell me....

hey the thing ya pull when ya want the car to stop, I like the new photo

RE: Tell me....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Pay yarolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You have some imagination breaker boy. I'm loving it.

RE: Tell me....

yay yay That's not what I heardlaugh

RE: Tell me....

Thought ya didn't know who I was referring to. Good morning hand breakerwave

RE: whats woth seeing in Dublin

MEbanana yay thumbs up

RE: how to spot a player part1

Been there. NOT GOING BACK.

RE: how to spot a player part1

No you, shupp utongue

RE: how to spot a player part1

Yeah I agree with ya, right pair of psycho Sallys.

RE: Post Office,Bank,Sunbed.......

Have to go too. Talk to ya all later. Pull the brake I am leaving you in charge.kiss

RE: Would You Kiss The Person Above You

What, you wanna help you kiss himconfused Just send the guy a kiss, will ya.

RE: Would You Kiss The Person Above You

Hey Lola, younger guy wants to kiss ya. Go girlbanana banana

RE: Would You Kiss The Person Above You

Hell yeah, thought you would never askrolling on the floor laughing

convention

Good, we will all have a great time. I wanna find out what the attraction is with these Scots men. Jim you'r a gem, a diamondlaugh

convention

Seems to be settled so. Convention in Scotland, organized by Jim, with plento of Scotsmen. I'm loving it.banana banana

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