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Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Who pays the refund?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Awwww ... Paws thats nice ... but I want a cocker spanial, not a kid

Get me a puppy, and we'll see ...

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Oh, I know it's a hassle being a red head

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

I agree, some dont envisage the consequences....

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

No worries... everyone would appreciate the man for his endurance.

Are you now applying, Paws?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Aww .... finally another woman, Babsie

Thought only Hi-Fi and I'd be able to respond.

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Well, we'd have to spread the 72 virgins over the year then for you... you are a

So every 5,06 run-of-the-mill woman you'd get a meaty bite ... one of the 72 virgins.

I am still running you with the normal quota of 2 woman a day, which gives us 730 babies by the time you did your year.

So nearly every second day, you'd get a virgin dished up, Plainfieldguy....

Hows that? Can you cope?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Not volunteers. Geeeshhhhh ... its the womens PPPPleasure!!!

And duty! Of course it's their duty to mankind too! They only have to sacrifice one day of their non-migrane days a year.
No other hassles, no "bring the garbage out" drama, or "sox go in the laundry" discussions.

Maybe we shoud give the whole ordeal a religious aspect?

Would you like to be treated like a prophet or a semi-god, perhaps?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

well, Hi-fi ... now I am concerned... what, prey tell, have I ommited?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Good point bodleing... I'd have to time it with my ovulation tho' I am sure the med. women will let no-one pass just "for the fun of it"

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Well, (the funniest you ever said) why isnt Pedro here on-line with you???



Hi Pedro ... I am SINGLE Hiiiiiii

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Nordic

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

I'm not getting the dregs, am I?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Ok, lets do 40 years ... that would aMOUNT to 58'400 kids.

29'200 girls and 29'200 boys.

Dont you think you'd be raw ... maybe you better sleep on the idea of four women a day, Mitchell...

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

I couldnt sleep last night, being all lonely and so.... and was wondering when my turn would come

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

No, Max, I was pondering last night about us women being abe to breath life into maximum 15 kids.... but men could ... such men as Mitchell, could produce 1460 kids in a year.

How many years have you got left Mitchell? Or how many years could you go like that?

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Ok, we can double the load for you then... so FOUR different women per day as follows:

Breaky - Caucasian either bruenette, blode, dark, or curly haired

Lunch - Asian

Afternoon tea - Indian

Dinner - African


After 365 days, you'd have sired 1460 kids!!!

Imagine ...YOU are the only one...but could you handle it?

Imagine … YOU … were the last potent man left on this globe. Some deadly virus killed all your drinking buddies, work mates, bus drivers, politicians, and policemen.

YOU are the only MAN living.

YOU are the only man left to re-populate the world.

Also left are 730 fertile women of all races, hair colours, sizes, height. All of 730 women are of childbearing age.

There is no food shortage.

These women are educated, have a profession, are working unless it’s their ONE day with you. Therefore everything such electricity, water etc is all up and running.

A few are medical nurses or doctors. So it’s no big deal for them to estimate the exact day of ovulation of the others.

There is no argument amongst them, as the continuance of human mankind is at stake.

Question to the MEN:
Given a year has 365 days, can YOU imagine to impregnate two (2) women a day, (one in the morning and one in the evening) without a day off?

Question to the Ladybirds:
Can you imagine …

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RE: Name 5... game

the Butler
the chauffeur
the niece
the gardener
the maid


name five murder weapons

RE: hello our names are tess n lorrain n we are......

Oh, Hi-fi .... long time no see

Day was fine, with plenty of yummy turkish food

RE: Name 5... game

# Jiangyin Suspension Bridge (China) 1385 m — 1997
# Tsing Ma Bridge (Hong Kong, China) 1377 m — 1997 (largest with both road and metro)
# Verrazano Narrows Bridge (USA) 1298 m — 1964 (The largest from 1964 until 1981.)
# Golden Gate Bridge (USA) 1280 m — 1937 (The largest from 1937 until 1964.)
# Höga Kusten Bridge (Sweden) 1210 m — 1997

Done ....





Name five forms of wall decoration

RE: Oslo, Welcome!

Hi Oslo

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #3

Yolk

RE: Name 5... game

Koala
Wombat
Echidna
Platypus
Wallaby


name 5 planets

RE: Name 5... game

Volvo
Fiat
Lada
BMW
VW


name five sports to do with a club/baton