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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!




I have no clue who wrote this but was midly amused

The holidays

I'm always so bitter when the holidays come around because its so Materialistic and forced down our throats that to be happy you should buy things. So this holiday I'm asking people to take a few hours out of their busy lives and volunteer somewhere or shut down anything electronic and spend some time with the people that love you. If no one is close by take a walk or do something for yourself. I can think of tons of great things to do to help people so email me if your stuck :). The holidays is about family and friends, not money, lets remember that. I hope everyone has a happy holiday! hug

Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support
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Ever run from something good?

Not sure if I'm ready to just date one guy. But I really like him. Though it makes it easier to just date one guy cause dating so many is getting really hectic lol.

Ever run from something good?

Ok so I met a great guy. So why do I feel like running the opposite direction? Anyone ever have that problem? confused

The older guy

Thanks for all the advice guys :)

The older guy

Awe thanks hun. :) We're just dating nothing serious yet.

The older guy

So I'm dating a guy ten years older then me. Dose anyone think the age gap is too large between two people for it to work?

What happened to just dating?

Who uses terms such as "dating donna" or "serious sue"??? And what pray tell me do they mean... confused

What happened to just dating?

You guys are too funny lol. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Thank God it's Friday!

I wish Friday was the beging of a nice quiet week but no Friday is the only day of the week that is my weekend lol. Have a good weekend guys! rolling on the floor laughing

What happened to just dating?

I don't sleep with people unless I'm in a relationship and thats not going to happen for a while.

What happened to just dating?

Why is it everyone wants to get serious so fast and are upset if you date more then just them? Hello dating doesn't mean your in a relationship. I like meeting new people and going out to different places. Is it so wrong to not want to settle down with every guy who goes out with me? Sigh...

Intimidating

I understand :) Thanks for looking out for me. hug

Intimidating

hug

Intimidating

I guess I was brought up that if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. And if you don't know someone you really can't tell them how they are.

Intimidating

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Intimidating

LOL Just because I have self confidence and respect for who I am doesn't mean I have a big ego. You really don't know who I am So I'd keep your comments to yourself.

Intimidating

LOL :) I'm ok ty. cheers

Intimidating

People keep telling me that I'm intimidating, ok mostly men tell me that I'm intimidating. I don't understand how this is because I'm a very friendly outgoing person. I enjoy making new friends and going out. Why is it that people are so afraid to come up and say hi or ask me out? confused

RE: Seeking new friends

Malta is such a beautiful country! I was only there for a short time but I had lots of fun. Welcome :)

RE: " I want....."

I want a good paying job which I will love that allows me to support my children in the way I want them to be supported. A nice house with a dog. And maybe eventually a boyfriend to go out with once in a while.

The ring...

Thanks :)

The ring...

So what do you do when its all over? When all vows have been broken and your left alone raising two beautiful children? Guess today is just one of those days where you realize how scary it is to be a single parent. When your the only one supporting the ones that love you and your left to face it alone....

So I have this ring that holds so many memories from my disolved marriage and it sits in a drawer on a shelf hiding away. I have no clue what to do with it. Any suggestions?sigh

Ack.

Not yet. :) Night

Ack.

I have to be up early for school in the morning and then more Fire fighting tomorrow night. Hope everyone has a good night. I'm going to bed :) Thanks for the chats!

Ack.

Anything really. I like movies such as The Usual Suspects. The kind where the end tottaly flips you around. Or fight club. I really like movies with lots of action. Like Crank, or The Transporter one and two. :)

Ack.

Nope I emjoy doing this as a volunteer. Full time I'm looking at becoming a teacher or something else that helps people. Maybe a nurse or a police officer.

Ack.

Yes yes and yes. I wear my own gear which isn't cheap lol But it supposed to protect me against heat up to 1300-1600 degrees. (for a short period of time) (very short) With venting and extinguishing agents we are usually not in that kind of heat for long. The truck is big and loud. We do have lots of ladders on our truck but the station I am with does not have a ladder truck. I enjoy helping people. Not only do we respond to fires we respond to alot of medical calls. We're like the police with no guns lol.

Ack.

I'm a volunteer fire fighter. We do a lot of training to make sure when there is a real fire we are prepared. Fires don't stop because the weather is raining.

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