TheHypnotist Forum Posts (99)

RE: Get Rid Of Bad Dates (and other social catastrophes)

Thank God I'm fluent in BS and sarcasm!

RE: sleeping with the enemy

Depends on what your definition of "the enemy" is.

Maybe I'm just lost. Or the fact that it's 220 AM and I need to rack out.

Oh well. For the time being... I'm gonna say "no."

RE: blonde joke

A blonde walks in to the doctor's office with two horrible burns on either side of her face.

"So tell me what happened" said the doctor.
"Well, I was ironing my blouse when the phone rang. In a rush, I accidentally picked up the iron thinking it was the phone."
"Well, that explains one of the burns" the doctor said musingly. "How'd you burn the other side?"
"The (expletive) called back!"

RE: !*~ Happy Birthday ~*!

RHT told me to watch the forums tonight. Took me forever to find it!

Thanks everybody.

You can say I'm "On the cusp of Gemini" but I prefer to think of it as "The Last of the Tauruses!" Here's to ya!

Eric

RE: QUESTION

I'm about an hour east of Columbia. What's crackin'?

RE: tired of being alone

Thanks for the compliment. Nice to meet you, too. I'm Eric

RE: tired of being alone

Lonely in Warrenton. Let's be lonely together. What do ya say?

RE: Anyone Here Around The St. Louis Area?

I'm a little more than an hour west of you. What part of STL are you in?

RE: hello

Warrenton in the house. Where? Exactly.

RE: Hello Missouri!!

Greetings from Warrenton, MO! How is everybody?

RE: The GOODNIGHT THREAD: Stop in here before before you sign off!

0330. Good night. The Hypnotist is off to trance world

See y'all later.

RE: HELP! *//Cough! Cough! Cough!\\* I need....*//Hack! Hack! Hack!\\*

80 proof works just fine for me, CardFan.

Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Maker's Mark... Just an ounce will do ya!

RE: Do you remember your fist kiss?

Like it was yesterday.

I was 10 and she was 11. Me, my mom, brother, and sister were staying with this family that my mom had known for years.

All the parents worked late so we would play Truth or Dare at night for a while. First kiss was on a dare. The next 100 (it seemed) were on dares. We finally got together and said "let's do this for real" and had our first kiss, in the month of December '93 (don't remember the EXACT date ) but it was good.

Every now and then I wonder what she's up to. Her parents still live in that same house from what I've heard... STALKER!!! LOL

RE: What should the next move should be:

Yes. That'll be $22.50!

RE: what do Americian men think of British woman

I don't have too much experience dealing with women from the UK. I just never happen to be where they are. I love the accent though, but I can't comment on women from England or Scotland based on personal experience as I have none.

RE: What should the next move should be:

Maybe calling it a "quick fix" wasn't the best language to use on my part. But in my experience in using hypnosis on people, I have seen rapid results. Maybe I'm just really good at what I do? I don't know. But actions speak louder than words. And these actions speak fast in my personal studies.

I am not saying that everyone who has a problem should go see a hypnotist. If that were so, then therapists, counselors, and many psychologists and psychiatrists would go out of business.

Should he wait and heal old wounds before jumping back out there again? Definitely. But how long does a broken heart last? Days. Weeks. Months. Even years. A visit to a hypnotist COULD be super-beneficial and get him back out in the swing of things if that's what he really wants. If not, then that's his choice. It's just advice to help speed up the recovery process.

RE: What should the next move should be:

Jess, hypnosis has an infinite amount of applications. I'm just throwing out a suggestion. Don't you practice self-hypnosis? It's a beautiful thing. MILLIONS of men AND women go to see a hypnotherapist every day to overcome day-to-day problems. Whether it's anger control, stress relief, to build confidence, to stop certain vices... As a practioner of hypnosis, you should know the amazing effects it's capable of. It's not like I'm saying he MUST do it. It's just another avenue to consider. It's all good advice that's up here.

But if you wanna jump on my back about this suggestion, do a search for Nathan Balszak. He's the kind of guy you believe should be fined for the way he practices, and teaches for that matter, hypnosis. You could also check out for another blatant disrespct of this powerful tool.

Hypnosis isn't the cure for everything. I know. But when it comes to self-improvement, on damn near any level, hypnosis can be a wonderful thing. Is one treatment gonna permanently cure him? No. But it's a short-term solution that is painless, harmless, and done in the hands of a licensed professional who has been properly trained, certified, and licensed to do this. It's not like I'm sayin' "Let's get together and I'll turn you in to Don 'Magic' Juan."

When properly applied, by a professional, it can help in the short run, and after seeing how things really are, it can help him change his ways. I know. I've helped completely turn one young man's life around in a very positive manner through hypnosis. I'm still looking for my certification, but I can't find a school near here, and I don't know if I can get it over the Internet. But believe me, the second I have a chance to go to school for it, I will.

This isn't some secret thing that needs to be left behind closed doors. Education, on anything, is important. And if it helps one man, then more power to him for considering an alternate route to traditional therapy that could take a hell of a lot longer to have any actual real effect.

RE: What should the next move should be:

A quick fix from a hypnotherapist could do it easily. There are men who specialize in just this area when it comes to hypnosis. They use it for dating and post-dating reasons. They can help you heal a broken heart, get in better spirits, and not let this effect you so much. I know because I've helped out someone using this kind of therapy. I'm not a therapist, in any regards. Hypnosis is a tool that I've come to learn, love, and respect for it's powerful applications to every day life.

It's just another route to consider.

RE: What would be your last words in this situation?

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I don't think the last two letters would have made it out of my mouth. Feel sorry for the guy, but it could have been a helluva lot worse than that.

RE: The GOODNIGHT THREAD: Stop in here before before you sign off!

Good night y'all. Time for me to go in to trance... I mean go to sleep.

RE: Love abroad, or love in your hometown?

If it happens to be from another country, that's fine. But she'll have to pay to come over here.

I try to stick within 100 miles or so of my area, but that doesn't mean I won't talk to someone out of state.

RE: Favorite bartender recipes

I have no idea what this is called but I call it Tha RockHouse Concoction; named after my old click.

4 Lights + 4 Darks

1 oz each of the following

Rum, Vodka, Triple Sec, Gin (lights)
Brandy, Southern Comfort, Watermelon and Raspberry Liquer (darks)

Grenadine or (phonetically) cur-soe for color
Sour mix and 7 Up/Sprite for taste
Put a cherry on top to make it look pretty

Serve over ice in a 26 oz Hurricane glass OR
Blend til smooth and serve in appropriate sized glass

One will git-r-done!

RE: Is anyone else

No. I sip some whiskey on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, but I don't like getting drunk anymore.

RE: Something occured to me today

She'll put a 1001 happy emoticons, but won't tell me her real name Love you too, RedHeadedTaurus.

RE: Something occured to me today

I can't really socialize too well with people my own age. They either think they're something that they're not, or they're completely close-minded.

The nicest people I have met were at bars that my dad plays at. Some for the prettiest women too. Mid-30s to late-40s. All just lookin' for a good time and to have a lot of fun.

But I'd have to say the prettiest one, and nicest for that matter, is right here on these boards. I don't think I've ever caught her real name, but she's the spunky redhead we all dream about here

So, RHT, here's to ya, sweetie! Cheers.

RE: What Is the Weirdest Sandwich

Never ate any sandwhiches that were out of the ordinary. But, there is/was (don't know if they still operate) an Eat Rite Diner in St. Louis. They had something called "The Slinger."

Spam, Chili, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Grits, and Lord knows what else. I've been told they're excellent but I haven't been that courageous to eat one. (not a fan of chili)

The Hypnotist

RE: How many pleasant e-mails would you expect to send & receive before expectiing a photo?

So, standard, run of the mill profile pic. Gotcha.

Ummmm... I'd say beforehand, but no sense in not asking if they have one if you've already been exchanging emails.

RE: Is it common to get e-mails from suspicious charachters?

NMG, if someone contacts you, out of the blue, no prior talking, and they say "Hey I wanna chat with you but not here. Reach me on this messenger, here's my s/n" I'd block the user.

While I haven't seen it here, on plenty of other sites I used to get propositioned by girls somewhere in Africa, who's story as to how they got there seemed really fishy, and as to why they're being "held hostage" there is even more off the hook. Then they want $400 so they can get their stuff together and to come home to you.

If you see anything like this at all, tell the people who run this site, block the user, and keep on pluggin'.

But back to you question... email him back through here and try to start a dialouge. If they don't want to... their loss, not yours, sweetie.

RE: What Do you Do If Your Dating Someone and They Finally Take Off Their Clothes...

If you're with someone today and it takes you several weeks to see each other naked...

You know what? It's 545 AM here in MO and I need to rack out.

But I usually see her naked well before that. While I don't have the best body (but I'm no slob I'll tell you that much) I more than make up for it in the love making department. That's all I'm gonna say.

RE: Do you believe in LOVE at 1st sight??????

Nope. But I do believe in LUST at first sight! So, Katie... takin' a trip to MO anytime soon?