Step 1. A large glass of chilled white wine Step 2. A light aphrodisiac snack (6 oysters, a few tiger prawns and a few clams - 1/2 viagara optional) Step 3. An indian head massage, followed by a shoulder and neck rub and then he will be primed and ready to rock....,
PS. Don't forget a large dose of your most sensuous perfume and the most exotic lingerie you own has to be partially on display!
I guess marriage today has lost its "x" factor the days of "til death us do part" are long gone now it's been replaced by "til getting fed up do I part".
I believe as an institution, marriage is dying slowly. Ladies you wanted equality, you got it and an unfortunate downside is that for most young couples today a dual income has become a neccessity, therefore the stress levels in a relationship are much higher than in the "old model" of one bread winner and one mother/housekeeper where divorce rates were significantly lower...,
Well thats my theory anyway, as for me, of course I would re-marry if the right partner comes along - but then I'm an old fashioned romantic I guess!
Hmmmmmmm "thudscave" I know you...., aren't you the Hollywood famous guy, I'm sure you've been in a movie or two??? Now I remember!! You were in Deliverance! The photo does you justice and you have the aire and charm of a mid-west school massacre waiting to happen..,
What would I most hate to give up - well that would have to be sight, I am enthralled by all things of beauty:- mountains, forests, coastlines, deserts, women, art, cars, buildings, animals, sub aqua coral and marine life, etc, etc - this would definitely be the most challenging.
I guess for me smell would have to go, primarily because there are as many bad ones as good ones and whilst I can always home in on a great meal by the smell and no doubt the scent of a woman is pretty special, giving up the others would be SOOOOOO much more difficult...,
You could always go with alod gem - "Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night".
It's true most women have an alarming array of tactical (attraction) weapons which can disarm any man in seconds thus they are in need of few words, but ladies you can't argue with the tongue twister unless you have an aversion to chin growth...,
So you are introduced by a mutual friend to an incredibly attractive and appealing aquaintance, they are just about to leave and you have 10 seconds to make a good impression - (less than 12 words) what do you say?
VISUAL TURN ONS
Ok let's turn it around, what are the most appealing features that get your attention?Try:
1. great smile
2. toned / fit body
3. elegant dress sense even if casual
4. long hair
5. sultry voice