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RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

He generalized it to women because he's a man and you're doing the opposite to balance it for women. This is how wars begin. Some people are happy making their own moola and not happy to share it. Some people are happy to find someone to share their wealth with. I don't see anything wrong with either story as long as both parties are on the same page. banana

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

I'm not one of those bitter, lonely women and yes, all men are rotten.... prove me wrong. Hey, who are you calling a rotten apple?
Cool is just stating facts...

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

Children, play nice together for a change, OK????scold

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

you twisted little mind.......tongue

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

Well, there ya go, at least you know their intentions and there are no head games. Stay in that arena until you decide what you really want to go after, huh????mumbling

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

Yup, Cool, for some women it is about the money. They are referred to as "golddiggers". There are men looking for women with a nice home and money also. I don't know the name for these gentlemen, but I could think of a few. There are some men willing to fork over gifts and money to women who they deem "gorgous and exciting". That's their perrogotive. Both parties seem to be happy sometimes in this situation. As far as lust goes, if either party lets lust lead in the relationship, it soon meets an untimely death. Sometimes anticipation is greater than the act itself. Now, just what kind of non-golddigging, unlustful women are you interested in finding?????head banger

RE: Very Funny - Add your Funnies

I think I saw Herman with Lorina Bobbitt the other day in Walmart rolling on the floor laughing tongue Very Good!

RE: Tell me your fav. quote

"Wet ducks never fly at night"confused

RE: what is the funniest things that happen to you in a relationship?

Didn't your mother ever teach you to keep your "thing" away from other people's faces?? You could put an eye out! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Snow!!

Hey, my kids are happy anyway. School bus picked them up this morning and halfway thru the route, turns around and brings them home. We have about 8 to 9 inches and it's like a blizzard out there. I've had enuf of it for the year and hope this crap melts really quickly. Any of you who miss snow, just drive north and take some home.... head banger

RE: Why is it hard?

Hey, I always have chocolate hidden on my person, don't worry about toting that. As far as Tab, yes, they still make it, only in 12 pack cans and it's tough to find, but I know you guys will come thru!! I like my steak medium rare, fairly pink too. IF you can't find the Tab, I'll settle for very cold Diet Dr. Pepper. Used to drink Dr. Pepper with vodka, but don't drink any more, so it's straight Pepper for me. You know, if you're going on this trip, you may have to do some joke writing for Jesse and I, so I can only hope you're half as talented as we are. And by the way, your cut is 15%. tongue

RE: GO CYBER YOURSELF!

christina, we get HUGE snowstorms here in Minnesota in April. I think it can actually snow up until like May 15th or so, so we all keep our boots and mittens in the hallway until June or so.....
BUT we live longer than anywhere else, I spose cause our blood is so thick!banana

RE: Help! Need Advice/Thoughts On My Profile

Hey! Read your profile and it's not bad at all for a young guy. You do state that you're looking for a friend/someone to hang out with. That's really a general statement and at your age it seems like you're more likely looking for something a little more permanent. A lady looking at that might think you just want an intimate encounter or a female drinking buddy. Clarify it a little bit. Like Katie said, add a little personal info to let us get inside your head a little bit more - interests, who you are etc. Otherwise it looks great and the biggest plus IS that you're from Minnesoooota!!!tongue

RE: Why is it hard?

Yeah, well you young scheisters don't know squat about good pop. I'll bet you don't even remember pop in BOTTLES! Do you??? That's when it was decent to drink, not out of cans! Anyway, yes, I loove Tab, so don't forget to stop after your shower and get some. (and I am also experienced)tongue

RE: Why is it hard?

Sorry, buddy, already hired an agent, but you're welcome to come along and do clean up. If you're a good cook, we'll really welcome you on the ride. By the way, finding a mate doesn't have to be so dry and dull. A sense of humor goes a long way in finding friends and partners too. Lighten up a little, people!!! (Oh, hey, pick up charcoal and a 12 pack of Tab, would ya???) all set to go.....banana

RE: What is the best song that came out of the 70"s?

Also like the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin".
And let's not hear any more of this "Oh, I wasn't even born then"
pfffffffttt!!!!!!!!!scold

RE: What is the best song that came out of the 70"s?

you da man!!!hug

RE: What is the best song that came out of the 70"s?

Life in the Fastlane and Hotel California by the Eaglesbanana

RE: RACEISM IN THE WORLD TODAY!!!

I think it's been two years. Before that back in the 80s I had so many the cops had to keep scrolling down on their computer to see all the speeding tickets.....banana

RE: Body parts...

Favorite: my butt (surprised??)

Least Favorite: my tongue
rolling on the floor laughing

RE: newbie

Howdy, neighbor. Packers or Vikes fan???? banana banana banana

RE: Why is it hard?

It's either that or I can put you in the back of the pickup. Little cold out there today, but I have some feed sacks back there. I can bring the dog along too for warmth. Your call.... Remember the Ding Dongs too, they ride up front.banana

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

"No Spitting"rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mental Patient

I reeeally like that. And sometimes I think I would like the men in white coats to come and take me to a place just like this..... head banger

RE: Why is it hard?

Clean underwear is a must have on this trip buddy. You aren't traveling with me without them. Deodorant would be a definite plus. The food you're packing is just my cup of tea - add a few Ding Dongs and we're all set to roll.tongue

RE: Men...

Yes sir, men should always buy pants 2 sizes smaller so we can at least get a slight vision of their butts.... I'll be watching.tongue

RE: Having kids

When you're grown up enough to give up your own selfish wants and desires for your child's welfare. Then you know you're ready for a child. Hardest thing you'll ever do in your life. Greatest thing you'll ever do in your life. head banger

RE: Why is it hard?

Jesse, I think it's time we quit our day jobs and hit the road. Stand up has always been in my blood and with you as a side kick to fill in while I use the restroom, we'll go far. Meet you in St. Cloud and we'll take my car - gets better mileage. You bring food. tongue

RE: Men...

and that's the source of all those kids these guys say they have that they don't want any more... a vicious cycle. Moral of story:
keep your pants on!!!scold

RE: Put down

Chocolate

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