outdoorannieoutdoorannie Forum Posts (483)

RE: If the news reported your week, what would be the headline?

"Local police called out to rural homestead two times in one day."
(yes, actually happened. Sometimes if we knew back then what we do now about children, we would have kept our knees tight together)banana

RE: what am i............... another one

That's not fair. Where'd she go Katie???

RE: Habit

You know $%!# well what the F#&@ I mean, so stop instigating and making me swear more!!! tongue scold

RE: what am i............... another one

OOOH OOOH, I know!!!! I know!!! Pick me!!!
It's a puzzle piece!!!tongue

RE: Habit

my worst habit is swearing ?#$&!? !#?% it!!!! (trying to stop)tongue

RE: what do women want from men

I think that's that trouble with a lot of women, though. They make a list like this and won't settle for anything less and when the poor guy doesn't measure up in one area, they cut him loose. You have to look for the positive and good qualities in people and sometimes live with the less adequate ones. No one has everything going for them and you have to decide what you simply HAVE to have and let the rest go...head banger

RE: what do women want from men

Stew, if you have one, consider yourself a catch. Guys run when they see a list like this. Never make lists..... tongue

RE: what do women want from men

Yup, now I know I missed my calling. Should have gone to college and worked in the field of measuring men. What a dream dayjob... Line up, guys....banana

RE: what do women want from men

Why not shoot for the stars? There are a lot of guys here! Somebody has to measure up...tongue

RE: what do women want from men

12 inches, a brain and a great sense of humor. That's all. banana

RE: Things that should NOT be in a profile

I, for one, think the size of your banana should be a mandatory question for men on this site....tongue

RE: Never been in snow

five below here and plenty of snow. Wish I could send it ALL your way!!! The snow is OK for awhile, but having it for 9 months can be a pain in the butt.... The change of seasons is great though..head banger

RE: Last one: How can you tell if a man is really well hung?

always look at the fingers....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why don't women talk during foreplay?

Do you want us to do a play by play of what's goin on or what?????tongue

RE: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

Just my kind of guy......banana next time I count while holding it down....

RE: Ask Doctors Chris & Tom

Doctors Chris and Tom:
I have a question for you, assuming you are both complete males. Are men more into the pursuit of a female and the excitement of "the chase" or is it more fulfilling for a man once he manages to catch what he's been chasing.... I've heard both sides of this from men and want some guys too to add their opinion.head banger

RE: OK I don't know if anyone has heard this before

Can't do it, but my daugher can. Aren't kids rotten????tongue

RE: The correct answer for men when your wife asks "Do you love me?"

I worked with a woman whose husband called her 5 to 10 times an evening (2nd shift) and told her how much he loved her. We were all jealous, our husbands never did this. Turned out he was having an affair with a woman he worked with while he was calling her with an undying love statements. Moral of story: I'd rather the guy live out the love rather than hearing it all the time. banana

RE: do your kids believe in the easter bunny

My son Sam not only believes in the Easter Bunny, he has set steel traps to try to catch him for the last 3 years. I always rip some hair out of one of the animals and leave it in the trap so he thinks he ALMOST got him. I told him if he catches the bunny, there won't be any candy left, but he'd much rather have the critter than the goods.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ARE YOU.........

At this hour I'm assuming that you're not writing a book.....tongue

RE: ARE YOU.........

too much information......tongue

RE: Consider this......

OK, keep your rat. I do NOT shampoo rugs for southern boys and I can afford to buy my own chocolate, thank you. By the way, we have REAL rats up here in MN. Some under my chicken loft, some hang out in bars.....tongue

RE: ANY 1 ELSE SEEN THE NEW MR BEAN FILM???????????????????????????

What's the name of it? We love Mr. Bean!!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Guys Really ........

Got that right and if it'd been up to my drunk girlfriend, she would have gotten right into his Caddy and driven away.... SEE who's buying you the drink before you accept ladies....scold

RE: do you look at the mantel piece when your poking the fire

Most do if there is a mantel worth looking at...

RE: Anyone Else Pretty Much Agree With This Statement?

It has been proven that the people in high schools who are "the most popular" and "most attractive" end up leading the lonliest and most unhappy lives of the entire class. There goes your theory. Life is whatever you put into it. You can be in a wheelchair with not much hope looking you in the face, but your attitude can make you into someone that everyone wants to be around and can even find you a reall great person to spend the rest of your life with. It's attitude, not any physical feature that'll move your crank.banana

RE: Why is it hard?

Not true at all, Studio, it is the beautiful people that usually end up lonely and bored. It is we who have to work at our lives to keep them exciting and happy that grab the brass ring in the end.... join the clubtongue

RE: legalize and tax, is it right, is it good, is it needed

I've been with people high on all three and it's not pretty at all. I'm not for legalizing this type of illigal drug. Pot on the other hand, in my opinion, is not nearly as lethal as alcohol. I think we need a whole nother category for it. Legalizing pot and taxing it could make us a lot of extra cash.

RE: Is it me?

Hey Sunny, I think you are a beautiful woman with a beautiful smile. What's wrong with these guys?? Who knows, half are blind from you know what.... If they saw you clearly and witnessed your wit and humor, they'd be all over you. Give it time, kid... banana

RE: All women are married until they can find a better man.

Loved The Brady Bunch too, Cool, but learned that phrase in law school...tongue

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