outdoorannie Forum Posts (483)

RE: Anyone in the mood for a really good laugh

You live the life of Reilly, down to FL on the bikes.... bring along lots of sunblock and windburn lotion. Are you riding your bikes all the way down there? That's a loooong trip on a bike, you'll be sorry. Why don't you just find a sugar mama and you won't have to look for seasonal work at all? Lots of rich, older ladies out there if you're willing to service them. There IS a Taco Bell down here in Winona and I have not frequented them as yet. Waiting to be wined and dined as they say.......

RE: The (^) (<) (v) How you doing thread

person above: a fruitloop

me: beautiful, talented, highly intelligent, industrious, must I go on???

next person: a fruitloop

RE: Anyone in the mood for a really good laugh

You are a sick, sick man. No wonder the women all run when you log on.... Want to go out for a taco later???

RE: Fashion Tips for -Over 50's-

and here I just mastered that art of remaining upright on my inline skates while pushing my walker. Oh well, have never been much of a fashion buff anyway. . .

RE: song memories

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd personfiied my marriage

RE: actress or actor would you sleep with if you had the chance right now

Oh Lordy, I'd turn the bedcovers down for Robert Redford any night of the week....

RE: Thank you.

we wuv you too Paws

RE: Stehen stills bob harris dan folgeberg

Hey, best of luck to you. I now have 25 years of sobriety under my belt. It is not easy, but it IS worth it. Work the program and remember to do it for yourself, not for anyone else. You're worth it and life with the booze really is so much better than you can ever imagine. It really does take one day at a time....

RE: At what point do we learn to shut up and go away?

I am establishing a "We Love Leo" fan club. This man has the intelligence we all can only hope to glean over a lifetime. He has the body of a man half his age. (now send me the money Leo). No, really, we ARE part of your family and we truly enjoy reading all your rantings whether sober or not, though I'd prefer if you'd quite killing off brain cells. ....

RE: It's not really me....

Imposter away Paws. You're better looking than the guys in the underwear section of the Monkey Wards catalog. I would marry you...

RE: Marriage Surprise.

Paws, email me and let me know who. I've been on here a long time and I'd like to know who found happiness and where. . .

RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds~

Have not found such a thing as a "normal" man yet. Still looking. Don't really know if I want a normal man. You look pretty abnormal to me. Want to fool around?

RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds~

Best one I've heard in a loooong time buddy! You win the prize. (and no, I'm not the "normal" woman.)

RE: Got along on Line..Then we met!

Mick, smart man, locking up the guns when this "lady" was in your place. Sounds like a professional "dater" from the Internet of which there are many I am told. Cover your butt, but don't let this experience keep you from expanding your horizons and keep on searching. Next time put her up in a motel for a few nights instead. Cheap insurance.

RE: Got along on Line..Then we met!

Hey Mick, Yeah, there are a lot of loonies out there and you just happened upon one. Sorry about that, but please don't give up hope. You are a great guy, intelligent, funny and able to bounce back from just about anything. You deserve much better than that crazed woman who arrived on your doorstep. Learn from the experience, lock up the meds before the next meeting and I really wish you all the best in finding a normal woman next time around.

RE: Answer & Ask....

Oooooh, pick me, pick me! I know what a dutch oven is. It's when you and your boyfriend go out to buy a brand new oven and you both pay for half of it. I've even owned a dutch oven! Now I need to ask a really hard question....... Why do guys always pick their noses when they're driving in the car????

RE: has anyone else noticed.........

Hey Curly, yeah, I see there's not much action on this site. Don't know if Minnesoootans hibernate for the winter months or what. I myself just got a new job and am working looong hours and don't have much time to converse. Bring up a controversial topic and I'm sure you'll get some takers. . .

RE: Howe too imprss somon on thiis cite.

Amen, brother. Send 'em all back to English 101.

RE: Howe too imprss somon on thiis cite.

I agree with you completely, Paws. Maybe it's just us, the more middle aged population who can actually construct a sentence properly and spell all the contents right, but today's younger generation has no clue as to proper use of english. The schools perpetuate this ignorance by not emphasizing it as much as they used to also. Kids don't use proper english on the Internet, they don't capitalize, use commas etc. They also lack at articulating what they wish to express. There is little creativity in their writing and a total lack of thought. Yes, it not only irritates you, but a number of we other observers.

RE: How do you love? Are you able to love?

"to love" means being there for there for the other person not only during the wonderful times, but during the really bad times - during a job loss, during a terminal illness, when the bills can't possibly be paid. When you feel the entire world is against you, here is that one person that will understand you and make you feel there is a safe haven within their arms. It is perservering through the tough times so you might enjoy the warmth of the good.

RE: Taking a Break. Possibly a very long one.

Sorry you had no luck here, but you're right, lots of game players and people who are really not all that interested in forming lasting and meaningful relationships. Best look on some other sites that have a little different quality of people. You sound like an intelligent guy who deserves the best. Hang in there, you'll find it.

RE: Do people respond to getting flowered?

If the women are too snooty to reply to your flowers, consider yourself lucky for not getting involved with them. You'll know when you hit on the right one..... do not give up!

RE: Friday night...

Jesse, if I had a 23 year old who lets you get away with murder, it's going to cost you a bundle more than 25 buckeroos, buddy. No wonder you're sleeping with your dog. Let's find you a grandma type with lot of moola who can take care of you in your old age. That's what you want to search for. Curly, I give you credit for hanging in there and not getting jaded about women, there are a lot of game players and women who are not certain about what they're looking for. It's disastrous to those of us who are sure of what we want. Don't get discouraged, just weed out the psychos from the semi normal. I'm kind of somewhere in between. Trying to find a job down here - not EZ. Interviewed at the local yokal Hy Vee grocery store tonight! I think they really like me!!!! I just may be checking out your prune juice by the end of the week! Lucky me! Hang loose guys.

RE: Friday night...

These girls I choose for you better not be too wild, neither one of you coming into middle age men could handle that much woman. I'll find you a nice, demure, classy lady with a few bucks in the bank since I know you both are bare to the bone as far as wallets go. And Curly don't sit and stew about your lady friend who dumped you. Women are just like busses = there's a new one along every 5 minutes. You don't need to worry about finding someone. Jesse is just too durn picky - looking for a rich, good looking 23 year old who doesn't question any of his outside activities. He'll also find one, but it'll take a little longer. Well, got to go feed my ducks. Let me know if you need my help and don't tell be the check's in the mail.
Denise

RE: Friday night...

Thanks for using my name in vain, Jesse. And I'm not even around to defend myself. I WILL get you back and it won't be pretty. Yes, I believe a car that is built like the popemobile would be nice. I once did unscrupulous things in the backseat of a Chevy convertible at a drive in movie theatre, does that count? I know lots of people were walking by the car.... I agree that some people should be paid to keep their clothes on and never take them off. For some it is just too much information. Don't ask, don't tell, would be a good motto for some. . . Winter is almost upon us and you two good looking guys haven't found yourself a hot babe yet? What is up with that? You may have to outside the perimeters and look in ND. The women are really desperate up there and will take anything. I myself have been busy, painting, cleaning and looking for viable employment and not finding any yet. Behave yourselves and if you'd like to forward 25.00 to me, I'll send you two phone numbers of possible mates.

RE: i have bad luck with guys without pic on their profile

You're classifying someone as "a nerd" and you don't even know them? This is based on their picture? Maybe the guy was afraid that you'd turn out as shallow as you apparently are....

RE: Song lyrics, songs you like!

now you're way too young to remember that good lookin bald man, but yes, you win the prize!!!

RE: Song lyrics, songs you like!

Thanks Jesse, you're the best. Who loves ya baby?????

RE: IS YOUR EX A PSYCHO ? "TELL US WHY"

I don't have one, but my boyfriend sure does. At this point I'm trying to fix all the things in his house she broke - tore cupboard doors off in the kitchen, ripped the doors off the vanity in the bathroom, kicked umpteen holes in the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen walls, threw jars of food and knives at him, need I go on? Yesterday she called and ranted at him for half an hour (they have one son together). I told him next time she calls, she talks to me only. Haven't met her, but can't wait.

RE: Song lyrics, songs you like!

Say you two, I'm not into pain at this point in life, only trying to see what the man has to offer from the backside. And if more of you "gentlemen" would offer we ladies pics of this magnitude, you might find yourselves innundated with flowers, emails and checks in the mail. No, I am a peace loving flower child of the 60s and 70s who only wants to view some nice hind quarters....