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RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

Hi Laura

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RE: This is friggin' hilarious !

Jim thank for the laugh if our mets can't win we need to laugh

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

Hi All

Bank Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

I a few minute I am watching my sorry Mets loose to those Yankees

RE: Tha' drinks are on me....

It sound like it happy hour I am in

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

I am sorry to hear your pillow did not do it for you mine never helps either

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

Hi Thomas great to see you buddy

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

Will you share what happen with me I am always up for a good fantasy

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Hi PB hope you have a great night

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

Hi CS world

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

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This is so funny

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

Pat is my wing man he got my back

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

Sounds like someone will have alot of fun and be up all night

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

don't stop rubbing it fell like i am almost in heaven

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

I might never been good but I am always good at what ever I do

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM well I think you need to rub a bsld head and make a wish

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

After what you said about me to Pat no I think you help will kill me

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How many glass of sangria did you have may I ask I just want to know who funny I have to be

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

Hi sweetie long time no see beautiful I hope all is good and yes I am born again and again so can you help me

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Walter that so so funny

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

Pat you kill me

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

Since you know I am a virgin what is teasing can you help me I want to learn so bad

RE: Seeing as it's a Saturday night...

did you beat it or did she give you a free bee and beat it for you