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RE: OK HONESTY TIME

Yes LL has a way with me and I can't help myself

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

Hi Walter great to see you buddy I hope all is weel my friend

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

I don't think the OP ever thought this thread was going to go this way this fast

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

Well now it your turn what do you want and need in a man

RE: Teacher Slams Obama

Obama is far from perfect but where GWB and chaney has put this country I have to give Obama a chance to to change where we are at

RE: Teacher Slams Obama

Like from your post you would have said anything else.

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

Well we all have our preference in what we like in or mate so when I find someone who apeals to me and will like her to be honest and not into playing the games and BS and drama games that way i can make a decision if she is someone I will want to get to know better and I will be honest also so she can do the same

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

LL you are so bad

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

SV are you talking about Bazooka chewing gum

RE: OK HONESTY TIME

I will want the lady that i want to be with to be honest if you are honest then I know where I stand and everything else will fall into place good or bad

RE: Teacher Slams Obama

DID she write you a letter back or is Obama just the lucky i am sure there are as much letter prasing Obama as slamming him thank god for google we can find anything.

RE: Obama Rocks! Today! the most serious attempt against more wars!

Well if GWB had listen to the warnings befor 9/11 it might have never happen but it so great how people still defend what GWB has down and where he has put our country

Monkey Talk

Ken how were you able to run with your red pumps and red thong on

Monkey Talk

Ken I miss the great person that you are buddy

Pepsi

There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.

A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.

They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew. They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.

The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash".

When asked where the crew was, the Chief replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"

The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"

The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"

Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"

The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi!"

Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat their...things?"

The chief says, "NO, you idiot!"... even cannibals know that...

..THINGS go better with Coke!"

Monkey Talk

Hi Sweetie how are you

Monkey Talk

Hi Dru good to see you also

Monkey Talk

Hi Jim yes the Mets win



Jim do you think you can play shortstop becaue the guy they have there for ray sucks.

Monkey Talk

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving," motioned the monkey.

RE: MY 1 day employment

cancelled flight

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
'We have a passenger here at Gate number 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If any of you can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F*** You!!!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too!!!

RE: Are we all here to talk or are we here for dating?

Well before you can find true love you have to atleast talk to the person you like to get to know them and sometimes love does not happen but a great friendship will start. For me I will talk and make friends and if true love happens then that is great but if it does not happen then I have made friends from all over the world so to me that really not bad.But when you stress over true love you might just end up with someone that you don't want.This how I look at it live love laugh and make friends life to short to stress over true love

RE: Friends are...

DAMN I am seeing double Joli is looking more and more like bodhi every day I just love you guys

RE: Couldn't resist!

Hi Woody

RE: It's me the FNG!

Hi Bart welcome and have fun

RE: The last one to post here is a SUPERSTAR.....PART 6.

Hi Raven great to see you sweetie

RE: The last one to post here is a SUPERSTAR.....PART 6.

Hi sweetie

RE: The last one to post here is a SUPERSTAR.....PART 6.

It been raining here for 3 day and it going to rain for another 2 days