Adalstef Forum Posts (896)

RE: Sport's cars

Sure, Ill wash my mouth with beer

RE: Sport's cars

Aston Martin would be fine, if it make it out of the driveway without breaking down

RE: Sport's cars

Yes, thats a sports car... for women.
Barracuda is sports car for men

I wonder..

I was just wandering...
If Daryl Hall and Daryl Hannah were married they would both be calld Daryl Hall
and if Taylor Swift would marry John Taylor she would be called Taylor Taylor
and if singer Pink would marry Kevin Bacon she´d be called Pink Bacon
Would that work for a jewish woman?

RE: If given the opportunity, would you board an Alien spaceship and travel to another world?.

Sightseeing across the universe, why not

RE: Been Here? New Zealand

I used to import stuff from NZ but never been there.
I had plans to go but I cant decide if I should go the north round or the south

Breakfast

I know Hannibal Lecter´s favorite breakfast is eggs and Kevin Bacon

RE: Have Alien beings ever visited the Earth?.

Yes they have. I saw it with my own eyes in that movie ET

Breakfast

Ive heard the English eat more beans the all other countries combined
That must cause so fartin´
But grated carrots on toast, never tried that

Breakfast

Noooooo.. I want bacon and eggs

Breakfast

If I´d have bacon I would have me bacon and eggs... if I had eggs

Still single?

Good math, yes but maybe less math would be helpful when it comes to romance

Still single?

ok, hes probably coming out of prep school by now

Still single?

Are you still single?

Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22
Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40
J Lo is 42, her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32

so dont worry if you are still single, your future boyfriend is probably not born yet

RE: Canadian defense minister and UFO'S

Did the minister have any proof to support his statement, documents, photos or other?

RE: Canadian defense minister and UFO'S

David Bowie knows already, he is an alien him self

World´s most peaceful Countries

Something about crime rate, violence, military and such

World´s most peaceful Countries

Greenland is probably listed with Denmark and Antarctica, well, nobody lives there

World´s most peaceful Countries

The most peaceful, 1-20
1 1 Iceland
2 2 Denmark
3 2 New Zealand
4 4 Canada
5 5 Japan
6 6 Austria
7 6 Ireland
8 8 Slovenia
9 9 Finland
10 10 Switzerland
11 11 Belgium
12 12 Qatar
13 13 Czech Republic
14 14 Sweden
15 15 Germany
16 16 Portugal
17 17 Hungary
18 18 Norway
19 19 Bhutan
20 20 Malaysia

Least 20
139 139 Myanmar
140 140 Zimbabwe
141 141 Georgia
142 142 India
143 143 Yemen
144 144 Colombia
145 145 Chad
146 146 Nigeria
147 147 Libya
148 147 Syria
149 149 Pakistan
150 150 Israel
151 151 Central African Republic
152 152 North Korea
153 153 Russia
154 154 Democratic Republic of the Congo
155 155 Iraq
156 156 Sudan
157 157 Afghanistan
158 158 Somalia
PEACE

to the doctor

Thanks Ali, I think the doctor is stupid

Yes, the photo is real

to the doctor

I went to the doctor today and after a short checkup he said;
You are way to fat
I said; I want a second opinion
He said; Ok, you are ugly too

Gym

Góður

Gym

Thanks Vinlander

Gym

I went to the gym yesterday and said to the trainer;
There is this beautiful young lady I want to impress, witch machine should I use?
He looked me up and down, and said;
I recommend the cash machine outside

We are not that many

We often worry about the earth being overcrowded with people but in fact its not so.
If all humans would be gathered on to one spot, each given 1 m2, we would take up a spot the size of Delaware, second smallest state in the US.

Thats a really tiny spot of the whole planet.

Putin divorced

As Putin is one of the richest man in the would probably get many clicks

Putin divorced

Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are getting a divorce.

I wonder if he will join CS, what do you recon?

RE: What condition will the earth be in when Jesus returns for the saved?

I dont get it.
Is he coming to save the saved ones?
But they are already saved and dont need to be re-saved.
Better is, he saves those who arent safe already and leaves the saved ones behind because they are safe

RE: Whats your profession??

Just a gigolo

RE: The British want out of Europe.

Iceland has cancelled all negotiations with the EU.
We dont want to jump on a sinking ship