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RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

I type 101 words a minute but it's in my own language

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

I was at a show and this guy came up to me and said that I had to move because I was blocking the fire exit

As though if there were a fire I wasn't going to move


If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

when you wear a turtle neck it's like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day

if you wear a turtle neck and a back pack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

I saw a jar of jelly beans
they were having a contest

guess how many jelly beans are in the jar and you win a prize

ahhh come on man let me just have some

let's make a comprimise

you guess how many I want

if you said a handful you are right

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

a guy told me

"you know what I like...mashed potatoes"

I was like hey man

If you are going to quiz me you have to insert a pause

give me time to guess

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

a severed foot is an awful stocking stuffer

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

On the back of a box of Ritze crackers they have all of these suggestions of what to put on them

Put some lunch meat on there
How 'bout some peanut butter man?

But I like crackers man
That's why I got 'em

You got faith in the product itself

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

I tried playin tennis once
I realized that no matter how good I get I will never be as good as a wall

I played a wall once

Those F#$%ers are relentless

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shikabobs

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

A guy handed me a picture and said here is a picture of me when I was younger
but every picture of you is of you when you are younger

Here's a picture of me when I'm older...

You son of a B#$%h

How'd you pull that off?

let me see that camera

RE: The Parrot thread (Part 2) (For Shorty)

O M G

more



F N Tom

lol

bananas.....parrots.....

What's next man?

I will think up some more and post them when I get back from the store man

Keep 'em coming

RE: First thing

taunter

RE: First thing

hey Peg

Talk at you guys later back to work for now

RE: First thing

Brown Suger

RE: (^)(<)(v) How YOU doing? (Continued)

^got the CS finest part way wrong
<has to get back to work now after give someone a hug that needs one apparently
V needs to come to my house later and help me dig a really big hole in the ground

RE: Break The Cycle

Well in the morning it's the same routine...

Wake up...start coffee..work out for a half hour...take shower...drink coffee... go to work....check mail on CS.... leave work...hang out with kiddo

the rest....

Well other than talkin to all the CS homies is about as spontaneous as is gets

Park at the same place at the store...? nope

The only thing I can say about the pros and cons is that if I stick to the morning "routine" I don't have to worry about getting stuck in traffic

But if I lived my life by the same routine every day
I think I would get bored quickly

Although I do feel that some routines are necessary ... especially if you have children

RE: The GOODNIGHT THREAD: Stop in here before before you sign off!

back in a bit guys
don't have to much fun with out me

RE: (^)(<)(v) How YOU doing? (Continued)

^knows what's going on
<soaking wet now
V should have gone puddle jumping with me

RE: (^)(<)(v) How YOU doing? (Continued)

^started this thread
<is going to jump in a puddle really quick
Vshould go read the Parrot thread

RE: (^)(<)(v) How YOU doing? (Continued)

^
<hungry
Vwonders what the color blue tastes like

RE: (^)(<)(v) How YOU doing? (Continued)

^very nice
<F N great
V hopfully won't bring a

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

OK
I hope I can remember this one

very old

A little boy has to sty after school

He goes up to his hot teacher and says
Hey teacher can I give you a Kiss

the teacher responds no now sit down

the kid says you have to or I will tell my mom, she will tell my dad, he will tell the principal, he will tell the super and you will get fired

the teacher give in the kid kisses her and sits down

moment later the kid says hey teacher will you take your shirt off?

the teacher says no of course and

the kid says you have to or I will tell my mom, she will tell my dad, he will tell the principal, he will tell the super and you will get fired

so again the teacher gives in and takes her shirt off

moments later the kid says teacher will you take your skirt off

the teacher is like no

and again the kid says you have to or I will tell my mom, she will tell my dad, he will tell the principal, he will tell the super and you will get fired

so the teacher takes her skirt off


very quicky the kid runs up to the desk and says

hey teacher can I put my finger in your belly button

the teacher once again refuses and again the kid says you have to or I will tell my mom, she will tell my dad, he will tell the principal, he will tell the super and you will get fired

the teacher gives in again

a second later the teacher cries out

"hey that's not my belly button"

tha kid replies

"that's not my finger either"

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

Stop

Please stop




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RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

OMG

LMFAO

good one Katie

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)

DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN man

RE: A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share)