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RE: Alphagetical singers & one of their songs

Jailhouse Rock - Elvis

RE: Alphagetical singers & one of their songs

Animals - House of the Rising Sun


RE: Jan's Wildlife Forum - Part 3 (plus other nerdy stuff)

Your tree trunk with the flowers planted around its base sounds a lovely idea, perhaps you could take a photo when they're in flower for us to see? daisy

RE: Alphagetical singers & one of their songs

Yngwie Malmsteen - Far Beyond the Sun


RE: LEISUREMANS RECORD PLAYER

Little Richard with Long Tall Sally


RE: LEISUREMANS RECORD PLAYER

Hot Chocolate with Girl Crazy


RE: LEISUREMANS RECORD PLAYER

Here's the link for above, not sure how to embed the clip


RE: LEISUREMANS RECORD PLAYER

Here's Errol Brown with Ain't No Love in This


Newspaper ads

I'll browse through later, have to go for awhile
thanks for posting wave

Newspaper ads

Think we all need a bit of humour in our day grin

Moving the Couch

That's true laugh

Newspaper ads

Thanks, I'll look forward to reading any you find. thumbs up

RE: 2 words - keep 1 the same (part 3)

weekend away motorcycle

RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7

Why, what's this? grin

RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7

Oh dear me

RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7

A moon landing

RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7

A moon landing

Moving the Couch

Mary's co-workers sympathised as she complained that her back was really sore after moving furniture.

"Why didn't you wait til your husband got home?" someone asked.

"I could have" Mary told the group, "but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it".

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Its rained here most of the dayfrog frog

RE: The Best of British

Yorkshire pudds uk

RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7

Levi blue jeans

RE: 2 words - keep 1 the same (part 3)

pumpkin seed

RE: Jan's Wildlife Forum - Part 3 (plus other nerdy stuff)

Ah shame I didn't see this earlier, its too cloudy out there to even see the moon

RE: Make a Positive Word Beginning With Last Letter of Last Word -- V

machine

RE: 2 words - keep 1 the same (part 3)

Willow bark

RE: 2 words - keep 1 the same (part 3)

because the weeping willow tree's branches trail down to the floor.

Look it up on google, there are photos there bouquet

RE: 2 words - keep 1 the same (part 3)

Weeping Willow (tree)

Surprise !

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

on the couch....

naked.

wow

Newspaper ads

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey £3.50 Chicken or Beef £3.25 Children £2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Lovely Irish story

laugh

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