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Mar 14, 2013 6:21 PM CST Newspaper ads
LongTallSally11
LongTallSally11LongTallSally11Lost in, Nottinghamshire, England UK25 Threads 201 Posts
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey £3.50 Chicken or Beef £3.25 Children £2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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Mar 17, 2013 5:32 AM CST Newspaper ads
Ah, thats great Sally....

If your in England (and its a very anglisised humour your presenting there), can I recommend a fictional 'regional newspaper' called the 'Framley Examiner', spoof though it is, I think you'll appreciate it....
If I can find some snippets, I'll post to this page....

Thanks for the laugh and good luck...

AB....handshake ......
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Mar 17, 2013 7:22 AM CST Newspaper ads
LongTallSally11
LongTallSally11LongTallSally11Lost in, Nottinghamshire, England UK25 Threads 201 Posts
About_Blank: Ah, thats great Sally....

If your in England (and its a very anglisised humour your presenting there), can I recommend a fictional 'regional newspaper' called the 'Framley Examiner', spoof though it is, I think you'll appreciate it....
If I can find some snippets, I'll post to this page....

Thanks for the laugh and good luck...

AB.... ......


Thanks, I'll look forward to reading any you find. thumbs up
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Mar 17, 2013 7:33 AM CST Newspaper ads
justjim63
justjim63justjim63port macquarie, New South Wales Australia14 Threads 2,592 Posts
Thanks for the laugh Sally, i needed one.laugh
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Mar 17, 2013 7:38 AM CST Newspaper ads
LongTallSally11
LongTallSally11LongTallSally11Lost in, Nottinghamshire, England UK25 Threads 201 Posts
justjim63: Thanks for the laugh Sally, i needed one.



Think we all need a bit of humour in our day grin
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Mar 17, 2013 7:49 AM CST Newspaper ads
LongTallSally11: Thanks, I'll look forward to reading any you find.


Hi Sally, couple of pieces for you and anyone else looking for a laugh....

First a Wiki overview and second the Framley Archive....





Good luck, and enjoy....

AB....handshake....
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Mar 17, 2013 8:01 AM CST Newspaper ads
LongTallSally11
LongTallSally11LongTallSally11Lost in, Nottinghamshire, England UK25 Threads 201 Posts
About_Blank: Hi Sally, couple of pieces for you and anyone else looking for a laugh....

First a Wiki overview and second the Framley Archive....





Good luck, and enjoy....

AB........



I'll browse through later, have to go for awhile
thanks for posting wave
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Mar 17, 2013 8:42 AM CST Newspaper ads
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