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RE: THE PERFECT DATE

blues jaw drop flirty

RE: New low.

The ultimate solution - world revolution

RE: Oscar Pistorius - blade runner

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints
 
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else

Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called 'Blade Gunner'
And finally,
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

RE: e-bay hack

and what if keypass gets hacked....or the webmaster sells the info? Well that'd be sad...mumbling

RE: cupla focal

Na habhair aon focal eile.Oiche mhaith agus codhladh samh
Slan go foill.sleep

RE: Gerry Adams brought in for questioning.

GA for taoiseach - methinks he'll get a few sympathy votes - no doubt it's politics 101 - discredit the real potential threat to the status quo - but who why what when ?
Pity he won't fess up to ira links (the only reason he was at madiba's funeral)
Anyway good luck to him & sf - let them rule...can they make it any worse?ireland

Malaysia Airlines flight 370: What happened where is it ?

A British marine archaeologist claims to have found the remains of Flight MH370 - more than 3,000 miles from the current search area.

Tim Akers has been studying Australian waters off Perth for year in a search for remains of HMAS Sydney, the country’s lost World War Two warship.

So far international air, sea and satellite searches for the doomed Malaysian Airlines plane have proved fruitless, but Mr Akers, 56, says he’s located the jet’s tail off the coast of Vietnam.

His claims may be more credible than you’d think - in 2006 Mr Akers said he’d found HMAS Sydney, despite 60 years of government and international searches.

His claim was then seemingly verified in March 2008 when the wreck was discovered by American marine scientist David Mearns, near the same location Mr Akers predicted off the coast of Australia.
There are inconsistencies in Mr Akers' sighting however - most notably the large tanker spotted near the supposed plane debris.

But Mr Akers believes boats registered to Vietnam have been in contact with the 'debris' supposedly spotted in the South China Sea. 

He says the boat pictured next to the sighting is a Vietnamese floating storage production ship.

And while the marine researcher claims the mysterious shape is debris from Flight MH370, others have dismissed it simply as an oil flare.

Mr Akers’ search method combines images from different parts of the light spectrum. Using software he developed, he said he’s able to look 10,000 feet under the sea.
By processing data from satellite images from Landsat 7 -  NASA's primary photographic satellite and the basis for Google Earth - he has been scouring the area for missing flight
Akers said he has now identified a section of what he believes is a tail of the jet off the coast of Vietnam - around 1,000 miles from where the plane took off in Kuala Lumpur.

His findings appear to support reports this week from former pilot Michael Hoebel, from New York, who believes he found the wreckage of the flight off the coast of Thailand.

RE: Does being on the forums increase your chance of dating?

really ? Guess I'm here for the wrong reason dunno

RE: Who's pulling the strings?

Aliens from another dimension...with the fairies & leprechauns....and our dear leader....fraud merely wears the pants in Europe....putin rocks crimes...and there's a n***a on da trigger in dude land....oh not to forget hrh qe 2

RE: pedro's back

Didnt know lidl employed mentally challenged blind wans -a skanger too no doubt?
so P good to have the all punching bag back -ye wans go must be delighted
The world was put on hold in ye absence....albeit who did really nortice ye went awol ?wave

RE: Prerequisites

like a woman who can suck a golfball through a 50ft hosepipe -woohoo banana

RE: Prerequisites

like candles wine strawberries ????

RE: Clutchy's

so not just a rebel but a norrie rebel ?ireland

Malaysia Airlines flight 370: What happened where is it ?

the search beginning again with aqua robotics....we still live in hope - interesting theory P who knows what why when how...who ? The truth is out there -deep where nobody can hear a scream

RE: What's on your mind, part 19.75. :P

The european central Bank, which was one third of the Troika that oversaw the Irish bailout, will be back in Dublin this Thursday.

A team of officials from the Frankfurt bank are in town to meet Ireland’s Central Bank to discuss oversight – and penalties – that will apply to Irish banks under a new set of rules known as the Single Supervisory Mechanism (SSM).

...and Ireland have economic/political sovereignity ?

RE: What's on your mind, part 19.75. :P

so true -tried to upload new pics but got this instead
You cannot upload photos at this time
The photos you uploaded broke the rules, so you will not be able to upload any more photos at this time.
...Aawww mannnmoping crying

RE: You can never have too many handbags !

Murphy's law bb -whatever ye looking for will be in the bottom of the pit in bag #99roll eyes

RE: What's on your mind, part 19.75. :P

well B74 b4 ye get too bored- I've got about 50 msq to dig prep plant - have tools need hands-bring decent coffee pleasebouquet

RE: Older women

psst O....just curious -any luck bumping bones with any half century wans -any here that are 1/2 decent & worth the price of a coffee...and more importantly -precious time ?
G'wan tell the boys & girls....popcorn typing

RE: What's on your mind, part 19.75. :P

ye did when ye mailed me with that info on p27 & yeself -then blocked me -coward scold

RE: Sixty years ago today.....

1954 U.S.A. "Rock Around the Clock" 12th April 1954 : Bill Haley and the Comets, record "Rock Around the Clock" the song is released in May but is not a major chart hit, but in July 1955, after the song is used as the theme song for the movie Blackboard Jungle it goes to number 1 on the pop charts
...isn't encyclopedia brittanica+ technology quite wonderful?professor

RE: Sixty years ago today.....

not really gl...s'true ye started...why? I'll def be @ the meetup of ye & p27....if it's 1/2 as amusing as both ye literal titfortat.popcorn blah

RE: You can never have too many handbags !

Well...either us fellas wear clothes with pockets...no mangina bags please...or the reason for handbags...so she can carry all our stuff as well as her sh**eroll eyes

RE: You can never have too many handbags !

Well...either us fellas wear clothes with pockets...no mangina bags please...or the reason for handbags...so she can carry all our stuff as well as her sh**eroll eyes

Malaysia Airlines flight 370: What happened where is it ?

34 days & another 'ping' detected...area 'narrowed to 18k sq km 1k km from land depth +4k m...someday it'll be foundroll eyes

RE: Older women

woohoo MB lips

RE: Leaving On A Jet Plane

Garfield is jealous moping

RE: Older women

how cruel...heartless wan...I'm now ego deflated...will I ever woo a sweet lady again..my confidence is shattered...my eyes brimmed with tears of sorrow
ye might have angelic eyes but an evil glint within...crying

RE: Older women

Jesus is coming...look busy....ride any road that's open

RE: Older women

really ? innocent

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