stimmstimm Forum Posts (90)

RE: pick a song

Bananarama...cruel summer, and I'm not ashamed to admit it

RE: What is God?

The bigger the lie, the more people that will believe it

RE: What is God?

God is a DJ

RE: quotes from films

"I want it on my face" .....Debbie does Dallas

Relationships are like a pint of beer

Relationships are like a pint of beer,

>>>>> It starts of wonderful,

>>>>> half way down it starts going stale,

>>>>> when it's finished you get sad,

>>>>> but then you get another one and it starts all over again.

RE: Sooooooo incredible boored her

I've got a party going on in my pants, but only women are invited

RE: have a job?

I've been to Heaven a few times then

RE: men... Would you marry a woman much taller?

Oh aye! It would be great if she were 12ft tall, it would save me getting down on my knees ;)

RE: why does Bush feel he is not accountable to the American public

Remember when he was asked by a reporter how he could have possibly have seen the first plane hit the wtc on 9/11 before he went into the classroom, because it wasn't shown on live TV? Remember his reaction?

Most of the audience for his indoor rally speaches are hand picked so that they will ask questions that he already has answers for and he swerves every question to do with 9/11. Something fishy going on. That fishy smell is dictatorship.

RE: What is the best song that came out of the 70"s?

Fleetwood mac, go your own way

RE: Was your name shortened when younger and did you like it

My name was shortened to 'stimm'

RE: if you could date a famous person who and why

Got to be Jennifer Aniston. Plus, I think she would date me back since I look like Brad Pitt

RE: what do u usually do when u are worried?

I throw darts at someones face. Helps me to stop worrying completely

RE: Hopelessly Devoted to.......

Hopelessly devoted to myself baby

RE: anyone tasted Haggis so difficult to catch but worth it in the end

Haggis! mmmmmmmmm can't beat a haggis supper with broon sauce and a cuppa!

RE: Lets try this again!

nice dress. Next time, wear a celtic top, though

RE: Going out alone..

Don't go out alone when I'm in your town woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

RE: I want ____ - finish the sentence

A cup of tea and a square sausage on a roll with brown sauce and the sports section of the newspaper to read about celtic winning the league again! CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

RE: not really a joke but kinda a riddle!!

The answer is: stimmstimm

RE: where can you tickle yourself

I knew I should have washed the paint of my thumb before I did that

RE: If you had one day to live what would you do ?

I'd ask for a second opinion

RE: What if you were to find out one of your colleges are stealing money from the restaurant what would

Ask her to give you a percentage of what she steals

RE: Any doctors in the house?????

I'm a Dr of love, baby!

RE: Does anyone here miss the 80's?? Not just the music, but other things too?

I was a kid in the 80's but I can still remember alot about that time. The lost boys, beetlejuice, karate kid, def leppard, bon jovi, bananarama (damn, they were hot)

Anyone remember a song called ' The safety dance'?

RE: To you what makes a President? If you didn't have someone to vote for who else would it be?

I'm not American but if I were I would vote for RON PAUL!!! Go Ron!

RE: Free money!

1. What time is it?: 22:55pm
2. Your name: Kevin
3. Nickname: Stimm
4. Piercing: none
5. What is the most recent movie you've seen: office space
6. Eye colour: green
7. Place of birth: Isle of Lewis
8. Favourite foods: pizza, Chinese
9. Ever been to Africa?: nope
10. Ever been toilet papering?: of course
11. Love someone so much it made you cry: yes
12. Been in a car accident: yes
13.Croutons or bacon bits: bacon bits
14. Favourite day of the week: thursday
15. Favourite restaurant: shebab
16. Favourite Flower: white rose
17. Favourite sport to watch: footy, golf
18. Favourite drink: banana milkshake
19. Favourite ice cream: Vanilla
20. Disney or Warner Brothers: warner brothers
21. Favourite fast food restaurant: istanbul take-away
22. What colour is your bedroom carpet: blue
23. How many times did you fail your driver's test: 0
24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last email:
25. Which store would you choose to Max out your credit card: any golf store
26. What do you do most often when you are bored?: dream of beating tiger woods at augusta masters
27. Bedtime: 1am
28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?. nobody
29. What the hell happened to 29?
30. Who are you the most curious about their responses Questionnaire?
31. Favourite TV shows? only fools and horses, match of the day
32. Last person you had dinner with? mole, cazzy and swifty
33. Ford or Chevy: neither
34. What are you listening to right now: my typing
35. What is your favourite colour: blue
36. How many tattoos do you have? 2
37. How many pets do you have? 2
38. Which came first:

RE: movies

office space. Not a new film but I liked it alot

RE: Greatest Pick up lines of all time.

If I told you that I loved you would you sit on my face?

Never used that one for fear of getting a knee to the groin

RE: Add some lines and make a rhyme (or poems if you wish!)

Your dream for tonight has come to sing,
with her gold pine hair and diamond skin.
Her heart shaped eyes have moonlight shine,
with raindrop tears that flow like wine.
Now don't say yes or try caress,
her world's a mess inside that dress.
With night she brings her solid dreams,
to touch the stars and hear their screams.
Then off she goes into the light,
off she goes, your dream for tonight.

RE: whats your claim to fame ?

I once played my guitar on the hollywood bowl stage in LA on a sunday afternoon. No one was there though