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The bar is open!

ok, heres your tassles! rolling on the floor laughing i like a perky manager who gets things done! do you think you have what it takes! ? dunno thumbs up

Making Cheese

ooohhhh nice idea thanks! habe also just thought of nuts, theres not many nutty cheeses out there... walnuts, brazil nuts(well theres a few of those lol) rolling on the floor laughing almonds or pinenuts mmmm pinenuts! thumbs up

Making Cheese

its all good, making cheese is just as important you know.. tongue cool rolling on the floor laughing i suppose i could make some beer cheese... like y'know a lager brie

Making Cheese

whats an easy and tasty way to flavour cheese.?.. me and a friend made some cheese tonight from milk and were wondering what sort of yummy or weird things we could put in it to make it taste good! what do you suggest??? confused wine

RE: describe the person u fancy the pants off on cs!!!

i have a crush on a girl on here...
she has beautiful brown eyes , is really smart, funny and friendly... but far away! blushing wave i hope she talks to me again...i luvs her,... kiss

The bar is open!

we have a few barrels of watermelon wine out back too, am having trouble selling it, may just put in the paddling pool and start a wrestling competition... any takers.. banana rolling on the floor laughing

The bar is open!

Huh! tongue I've been out the back doing interviews for the barmaids job... but am considering lowering the bar... rolling on the floor laughing and letting you help yourselves.. have any drink you like, get creative,..... cheers

The bar is open!

am keen on learning some drink mixes! please submit your favourite, or an interesting drink or mix for general appreciation thanks!
this is one of my favs!
Alion: 1 shot of vodka
1 shot of Jager meister
1 can 200mls of redbull
mix together... very delicious and invigorating!

The bar is open!

what would you like tonight? we have a wide selection of drinks behind the bar tonight please select your personal favourite and find a comfy seat.. the specials tonight are pina colada, Jack Daniels & coke and moet and chandon champagne or ???
taking requests now! wine beer

RE: Garlic breath, do you love it or hate it?????

ahhh banana thanks! thats better,, was wondering for ages... cheers! cheers

RE: A guy goes into a bar last night...

rolling on the floor laughing wow, it must've been good, you don't seem to have the urge to go out again tonite... wink

RE: whats the time there??

1.45 am

RE: I think that the more older you get

i agree too! if you really like them give them the space to be themselves. to seek to change or improve your partner will invariably lead to tears... as you may just change them and then the person who you first met and fell for will be gone and perhaps the attraction with it.... professor doh

Funny People

mine is an oldy but a goodie... charlie chaplin! smiling and laughing is incredibly good for you! i reckon we need more comedians in this world, especially as some people are way too serious! tongue grin tongue

RE: Garlic breath, do you love it or hate it?????

it works for me! cheers just out of curiousity how do get the reply box when posting a comment? ta!

Funny People

Whos your alltime fav comedian?????? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Your all time favourite song?

the beetles " we all live in a yellow submarine" cheering

Hints and Tips on sleeping..

Sometimes it can be hard to go to sleep!
do you have any handy hints or tips to help with this?
what do you do? yay yawn sleep

RE: Garlic breath, do you love it or hate it?????

??? maybe i shoud ask you that questioon rolling on the floor laughing i go out with girls who get pms... and you??? cheers

RE: Guess who wasn't missed?

welcome back! handshake

RE: Garlic breath, do you love it or hate it?????

that got you good huh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: why girls i have sended a message doesn't reply to me?

girls are weird! i wouldn't worry about it! cheers

RE: Garlic breath, do you love it or hate it?????

its better then period farts tongue

RE: wishes?

that i had a million more wishes...! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana

RE: What makes you feel good?

naughty! why do you smoke that stuff lol i suppose it is a good way to get a kiss offa someone grin cool

RE: why girls i have sended a message doesn't reply to me?

what did you say to them??? conversing

RE: What does it mean when a man offers you an 'allowance'??

ahhh you're onto me! sigh my cunning plan was to seduce the old man and edge tny devil out of the picture, gobbling up all 8k, I'm reasonably confident he'll like me.. and for 2k a week($100,000 a year) I'd be able to live the lifestyle i deserve, ahhh the benefite of being bi... tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What makes you feel good?

chocolate makes me feel good...
also lots of things which are to "adult" even to mention to the adults in here lol
and most of all hugs from good friends makes me feel good...hug

RE: hello out there

no worries buddy! welcome ! beer

RE: What does it mean when a man offers you an 'allowance'??

if he pays you the 8k, would you consider paying me 4k a month in return for my fantastic company... i see this a fantastic opportunity and look forward to hearing your gratefull acceptance rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing jaw drop

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