uptiger Forum Posts (503)

RE: best ways to keep a long distance relationship alive??

do you think it would help to keep him keen and the relationship going if you made him a little jealous as well!

RE: Hello all, I'm Hennery A Real Live California Guy...

ya know i'm begining to think we're the only 2 people here!
women are so unpredicable and nutty that i don't think i could fake it that well!

RE: Hello all, I'm Hennery A Real Live California Guy...

do you think it was aircon? you could be right! will look some more thanks Heinz!
geez the Euforums are getting sleepy of late, we need more naughty girls in here!

Thunder and Lightening!

anyone getting any? lightning i mean... i figured out what causes thunder yesterday, its the noise that lightening makes as it rips through the atmosphere... lightening moves much faster then the speed of sound and this is why thunder always follows lightning, just like jet fighters are ahead of their noise..

What have you done???

sooo.. in your thirties it pays to be blonde
and in your forties, its not worth getting married, especially to someone you're financially involved with!
any more tips people???

shocking arousal!

what really does it for you!
c'mon be honest!
hheelllooo anyone hereee?!

RE: What do you collect?

I collect wrinkles, silver hairs and wisdom... have got a few of each so far, but aim on getting more...
i collect some much more unconventional things but am afraid of getting banned from this site, so if you're curious, send me an email!

RE: best ways to keep a long distance relationship alive??

I f you're really serious about maintaining you're love him et a chastity belt, lock it and send him the key! that is sooo romantic!

RE: best ways to keep a long distance relationship alive??

wow! are you gonna keep decent until then! jeez you'll be gagging for it by the ime he arrives! i would recommend going to see him!

RE: Hi, I'm Hennery The Thead Killer, I'm NEW!!!

well thats the funn thing, usually the moderator just disappears the offending thread, this time they left the thread,but locked it and posted a message in it explaining their actions.. it ay still be there..?? the thread i mean! anyways moving on, she was a bit of a birdbrain!

RE: Now Enters Hennery, The Thread Killer...

I think i've figured it out Hennery! why you're a so-called thread killer!

RE: best ways to keep a long distance relationship alive??

communicate with them as much as possible... and share funtimes and insights with them... get a webcam!

RE: Hello all, I'm Hennery A Real Live California Guy...

well have a sniff around.. who else lost their profile at the same time as dramaqueen? as having 2 profile is against the rules i'm guesing both would have been removed!
post back here when you find out

Fixing Cars and dealing with Mechanics

back when i knew little about cars and trusted mechanics
i had to get a alternator rebuilt, it cost me $300! and they charged me $200 for a rectifier! next time i go past there shop I'm going to rectify their plate glass window!

Fixing Cars and dealing with Mechanics

whats the worst experience you've had when getting your car fixed?

RE: Hi, I'm Hennery The Thead Killer, I'm NEW!!!

thanks for kiling dramaqueen Hennery! nice work!

RE: medication??

O sheesch@!
i was joking too ok!

RE: medication??

ha! you're about as confused as a christian what kind of medication are you on?

RE: medication??

RE: life are u happy with your life

my life is good! and getting better.. it can be rough at times and sometimes lonely, but such moments only make the good times that much better by putting them in perspectiv... i am very rarely bored anymore thats for sure!

RE: Hello all, I'm Hennery A Real Live California Guy...

I'm not afraid!
i seem to be able to handle the jandle...
did you see dramaqueens burnup? the thread moderator locked her thread and actually posted a comment, and said that it was a fake profile and that it was someone else on here and that they had 2 profiles... naughty naughty.. i have my suspicions!

RE: Camera Surveillance~~~Is enough...enough?

omg!!!
do you know of any scrambling or blocking devices on the market or that can be made, that disrupt such devices??
ta! like magnetic fields etc...??

RE: Hi, I'm Hennery The Thead Killer, I'm NEW!!!

i think they're onto you Hennery!
what do you actually do in the states? what sort of a company do you run???

RE: medication??

well i think all of you people are pretty awesome and are really smart too! am really enjoying interacting with you lot on these forums! cheers!

RE: medication??

i take 5htp for anti depressents and it seems to work as a mood stabilizer too, 5htp is a natural amino acid.. and works at maintaining or replacing your seratonim, which is a chemical in your head which affects how you perceive reality.. if you take to many e's its recommended that you take 5htp, it makes you able to live normally and feel again, and not be so numb and down... its legal in NZ, and in germany you need a docs prescription for it... no side affects..

RE: Camera Surveillance~~~Is enough...enough?

with satelite imagery and security drones in the sky, stationary cameras are almost unnecesary...

RE: water

when water becomes scarce chances are your well would've dried up long ago, or become so salinated that it would be too salty to drink.. i would bottle it and share it with the needy and sell it to the rich!

RE: car share??

i often pick up hitch hikers, the friendly looking ones anyway! there are some rideshare websites for europe.. google is your friend! also in america theres car pooling, with the general rule of thumb being that you be courteous, keep uiet and say thankyou when you get dropped off.. commen sense really...

RE: what's the 5 most interesting things that you've seen in this world and will never forget ?

5 most interesting things i've seen!
would be seeing my last 5 exs naked hubba hubba!
can't wait for the next one!

RE: what song brings a tear to ur eye??

"looking for love in all the wrong places" by dirty sanchez
brings tears of laughter to my eyes...