skimpydoo Forum Posts (4,805)

RE: Black Eye............WTF

Oh I don't wear any

RE: Black Eye............WTF

I said hello, dolly,......well, hello, dolly
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Youre lookin swell, dolly.......i can tell, dolly
Youre still glowin...youre still crowin...youre still goin strong
I feel that room swayin......while the bands playin
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
So..... take her wrap, fellas.......find her an empty lap, fellas
Dolly I'll never go away again

I said hello, dolly,.....well, hello, dolly
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Youre lookin swell, dolly.....i can tell, dolly
Youre still glowin...youre still crowin...youre still goin strong
I feel the room swayin...while that ole band keeps on playin
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
So...golly, gee, fellas....find her an empty knee, fellas
Dolly I'll never go away....i said shell never go away
Dolly I'll never go away again

RE: Black Eye............WTF

Pinky and Perky

RE: Who Do You Think Should Be The Next Host

Me aww hanks I am sure I would be better than Pat the plank.

RE: The Poll to end all Polls

All of the above as we may never get to do it again

RE: My experiences to date

You could do that and I wonder who play us if they made a movie on your weekly report.

RE: Names

Hi Ronan here

RE: Who Do You Think Should Be The Next Host

No Hookie won't do it as he is to busy with his radio show.

RE: Who Do You Think Should Be The Next Host

Why not Brent Pope

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

I was doing breast checks and I even have the pics to prove it

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Musta been busy doing my breast checks.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Hear girls she prefers ya unwaxed

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Did I miss the 3sum?.

RE: My experiences to date

Well Mayia it was a pleasure to meet you and thanks for the great night. You were excellent company and I am glad to count you as a good friend

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Why did ya get your ride later?

RE: CS Event

Don't look at me I was commando.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

I survived

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

I was indeed and they were all real.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

It was me doing the CS breast check

RE: Have u ever think people using DEAR for impressing some one?

How is today a pooey Monday?.

RE: Have u ever think people using DEAR for impressing some one?

Well that gets us going first thing Monday morning

RE: Have u ever think people using DEAR for impressing some one?

Doe a deer a female deer

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEBELLE4000

Happy Birthday Karen

RE: one more question please

I attended one of his seminars in Scotland and it was good. He mentioned men can't multi task but we can read maps.

He is well worth looking up.

RE: i'm cutting me stick

Mick we will all miss your funny honest banter. God bless and pop in again.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

The grass is greener on the other side.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Thanks for defending my honor you are my hero

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Well I heard that but ladies if you are so lucky you can pull something else tomorrow

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Well you are not off females to?.

RE: BIRTHDAY BASH, 28 March in Dublin

Not even more victims