skimpydoo Forum Posts (4,805)

RE: dub d dum d dum

That's my job Candy

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I am messing

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Me neither

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Ooh

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I hope it was pink

See ya soon Dessie

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Did I say I was

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Really tell me more.

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Well what would you do?.

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Count sheep, go cow tipping

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Shall we make it messier?.

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Good to know the quiet ones (country girls can be the best)

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Country girls can be nice

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Ah nice

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What work do you do that has you in early?.

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Yep bored stiff!.

Kids say the funniest things

Saw this today on the international forum and thought you all might like it.

Kids say the funniest things.

Do you know how a pirate keeps his parrot on his shoulder.

He uses polygrip!

kids

RE: Candy27 has been removed.

I just made a comment

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And whats wrong with that

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Nice

RE: Candy27 has been removed.

With me it was everything.

RE: Candy27 has been removed.

The moment she mailed me I knew she was a scammer so I never replied back to her.

Make your own Damien Hirst

Damien Hirst recently made £70 million by selling of art in Sothebys. His most famous was a pickled shark that went for £9.6 million.

But now thanks to me Skimpydoo you can own your own for under €20.

Step 1. Buy a standard sized pack of Ferrero Rocher, a half bottle of cheap vodka, a pack of Blu-Tack and a decent sized Sprat or any small fish.

Step 2. Empty the chocolate from the box of Ferrero Rocher by eating it.

Step 3. Make a bed of Blu-Tack at the bottom of the box. Place the spart or whatever fish you have in the B;u-Tack, making sure it is firmly in place.

Step 4. Gently fill the box with vodka.

Step 5. Put the top of the box on, sealing it if you wish, and you now have your very own mini masterpiece.

RE: halloween party

I look forward to the waspboy costume pics. Sadly I can't make it but I hope you all have a good time.

Be good if that's possible.

RE: happy birthday lilith

Happy Birthday Liand I hope you had a great day.

RE: A Happy Birthday to Nuala

Happy birthday Nuala hope you had a good day.

RE: `Hi !!

Hi welcome to CS.

CS Superheros.

Well said hazella and you have mail.

CS Superheros.

Well the 2 superheroes need no sympathy at all.

CS Superheros.

Thanks. I won't name names on here so as to protect their identity. No superhero should have their real identity known.

CS Superheros.

I was just jesting about 2 members on here. The 2 members in question already had wasps and feet mentioned about them in forum threads. I was just making a light hearted comment about this and I am sorry if I caused offence and I am also sorry if you thought a clique was in place.