skye4ever Forum Posts (113)

RE: A Day in a Life.

hmmmm......good point...nix the snow angels... up for a game of scrabble then?

RE: A Day in a Life.

Corny.....never!
After a glass or 3, you could always dash outside and make a snow angel

RE: A Day in a Life.

An idyllic portrait of a relaxing evening...

RE: What did you expect ?

Dunkin's even.........

RE: Getting sick of it

Hm...tired of being single....I can understand that...the bitterness part is something you have to sort out though, it might come across to others in ways that you don't intend it to. Have you tried doing / going to some of the places you want to share with someone? You never know who you might meet once you get there

Obedient Wife

You're welcome

Obedient Wife

THE OBEDIENT WIFE...

There was a man who worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came it his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. The undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it altogether, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

RE: random quotes of inspiration

Seng-Ts'an
The ultimate Path is without difficulty. Just avoid picking and choosing.

RE: hey every 1

welcome it's a great place

RE: recruitments, ladies

welcome to the forums, sit back, relax, and enjoy!

RE: ERAISE BAD MEMORIES?

hmmmm, forgiving the Person who commited the hurt is different than forgiving the act itself...it is important to be able to separate the two;...that said...you also don't leave yourself open for them to do it again. When you can look at it as a learning experience and accept the feelings you have associated with it..you have accomplished much. You never truly *forget* ... it becomes a tool for future use.
Judy, your post was most eloquent

RE: I told a woman in Florida I was in the Army. Now she wants to get married before I go to Iraq!!!

Hm, first..you need to meet her..oh wait..shes already agreed to marry you BEFORE You asked....your middle name isn't Forrest is it?
runnnnnn Forrest runnnnnnnnnnnnn!
(shes nuts...and if you agree to her hair brained get the military bennie's along with all the on base *buddies while hes away plan....then you are nuts too!

RE: Book Reports are Due

phewwww! I was about to retreat to a dark room......oh wait.I AM in a dark room
My readings of late consist of things most popular with the 11 - 14 year old set...the joys of working in a middle school

RE: how rude of me

i resemble that remark
but in a good way I swear!

Welcome

RE: Book Reports are Due

Eldest by Christopher Paolini ......... and um...I realllllly did write my report, I swear, but just as I was going to save it the power went out and it erased the disk it was on and I am soooooooo crushed that all my hard work is gone that I have not the will left to turn on the computer again...

RE: Trying something new

Hi and Welcome Mark
the pretty lady from Germany was right

RE: The Perfect Blossom

Heathenistic attributes go JUST fine with that poem

RE: I'm bored!!

would help if we know what you were good at first

RE: Im new here

Heya and welcome!

RE: Is this a valid excuse?

Depending on the type of school this person works for...e.g. a private or religious based school, there may be stipulations like that....(I work in education and we can post photos of ourselves, but none with students)
that said....if someone can't post a picture or be willing to make one available then there is usually a reason to be very wary.

RE: Do you read a persons profile before...

Gotta love the random acts of kindness you find in your mailbox lol....they can sometimes be VERY entertaining
I never email at random, I always have an ulterior motive

RE: what do you think would happen if jesus christ stepped of a plane at kennedy airport new york today

they would send him to Broadway in a limo so he didnt miss opening night

RE: I want to be a cow!!!

ok, we have the Obvious thoughts here...
WHY do you want to be a cow?
What do you want to have yanked on twice a day?
Or do you want to be eaten by others?

i realllllllly need to stop my mind from wandering into such bad territory

RE: Best Lawyer Story

guess who had the better lawyer

RE: Hey im sorta new here,

hi stew

RE: boss!"

RE: Hey im sorta new here,

aww thanx.....

RE: Hey im sorta new here,

hm, welll......you COULD simply dunk yourself in a very large container of sunblock before your kite flight..however you would have to consider it effect on the wind resistance ... then again, you could wrap yourself in tinfoil before flight...it would prevent sunburn And blind any birds that might be flying too close to the kite!

RE: Hey im sorta new here,

you can NOT go without sunblock

RE: Hey im sorta new here,

is it welcome..or welcome back
either way.........HI!