skye4evernot off the beaten path, Maine USA113 posts
ok, we have the Obvious thoughts here... WHY do you want to be a cow? What do you want to have yanked on twice a day? Or do you want to be eaten by others?
i realllllllly need to stop my mind from wandering into such bad territory
If you were meant to be a cow - it would have already happened at birth ..... otherwise why not rent a halloween costume? Never mind the strange looks you'll get .... they just don't get it!
Being a cow is a big fortune! I was speaking with a very famous philosopher 2 yeas ago and he had the same idea. one of its advantages is that you are going to die but you grazing as nothing is going happen to you!
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