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Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Just have fun and enjoy.................... anything I post tends to be in a light-hearted spirit

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

I think thats my fault..... had a few earlier saying they don't like 'chat up lines'...

I should have posted this in jokes and humour rather than advice!!!

It's just a little harmless fun

RE: A GOOD MAN

Oops sorry............... I thought you were saying I was a whinger!!!!

Don't you need someone there in your life before you can make excuse after excuse for what he does or does not do?

Not that I personally would..... if things go pear shaped I bottle it up as thing normally settle down..... and I wouldn't take any one along for the ride if things are going great!!!

RE: A GOOD MAN

fireliter wrote:
if a man is considerate of her feelings and needs, but not a milquetoast.

If the man took pride in his work and does not have excuse after excuse for what he does or does not do. Yeah I'd introduce him to my sister.the rest is all on her, him, or them.



Meaning what?

RE: A GOOD MAN

My mother passed away when i was 3yrs old......... I was adopted by 2 real asse's..... when I was 16.. Joined the services...

So the way a man treats his mother has no real relevance for me!!!!

sorry.... I don't think I have helped here

RE: A GOOD MAN

I love to know... what you ladie's want too

so that I can adapt and conduct myself accordingly.....help

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

I sleep like a log..................

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Try this one....

walk up to her hand her a mint.... and say 'when you have finished it, you can talk to me'

If seen this one in action........unbeeelivable

RE: Would you leave your country for love

Never tried it........

Thanks for the advice

thumbs up

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Lana If you were a car door













are you ready?















I would slam you all night long

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Stalk devil

Lana daaarling, You're like a championship bass,


























I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

RE: Would you leave your country for love

What's Gavalia?

RE: Would you leave your country for love

I can't get it in Tenerife..... not had a decent... really decent coffee since I left the UK 2years ago

might try Ebay

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Sorry in advance for this one..... but it is funny

Do you like Subway?


























How about my foot long? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

He's another dodgy one for you to try....

The word of the day is "legs."

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

More like the speaking clock.... she has a lovely accent and she talks to me constantly

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Lana................ Lana, I lost my teddy bear,


























Can I sleep with you? devil

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

No need..... I've no-one to call.......tongue

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Dan this will definitely get you into trouble

Fat penguin.

I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Brilliant!!!!!!

half the guys are too busy taking notes............

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Ha, Ha................................ I post some more.............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Anna do you have a quarter?


I told my girlfriend that I would call her when I found someone better.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Are you from Tennessee?


























Because you're the only 10 I see!

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Lana Are you bored?



























Because i really want to nail you. devil

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

Like alcohol to the alcoholic,

Like chocolate to the chocoholic,

You are the ANNA to the ANNAholic.

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Women Volunteers Please.... I need to try some pick lines

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper


Oh that will either have her in fits of laughter or you'll be awakened by the paramedics!!!!!

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