Oop's..... 6 members of my Squad (2nd Battalion Scots Guards....we normally worked outside of Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, The Tower of London etc etc) 4 members of the Belizian Defence Force.... and a few kids from the village....
We used to swap dried powdered milk for homemade corn tortillas
Guy's let's go back to when there was no Internet, mobile phones etc etc and no CS.............. what would you do then..... you would go out with your friends.... if someone catches your eye you would speak to him or her.... if it works, it works.... job done..
CS is simply a site to vet people.... he or she may seem nice... but you are given the opportunity to possibly discriminate a potential suitor
Okay....... Very Bad Joke............. you have been warned
I guy is in the restrooms taking a leak.... a normal looking fella stands next to him at the Urinals and waps out an absolute monster......
the first guy sneaks a peek to his right and nearly falls over..... Jesus he tells the guy (with the large one)... I must say that is a very impressive appendage you have there...
2nd Guy says to him..... yep... it was worth ever single dollar of the 5 grand I spent.... the women love it...
1st guys say...'whoa there... its a transplant.... 'sure is' guy #2 retorts.... guy#2 takes a look at his new admirer and says look buddy.... I think you should take my surgeons card...
After a few months.... guy #1 is taking a leak... guy #2 comes in... guy #1 says hey buddy thanks ever so much for passing on your surgeons details......
take a look at this bad boy..... and shows guy #2 his new tackle.... it only cost me 3 grand..... guy #2 takes a closer look and says..... figures.... it's my old one!!!!
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Happy Birthday Shelley 
The Muppets!!!!! which one are you
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