WAR...RELIGION OR POLITICAL VIEWS - Please post on other threads
Lets have some fun
I'll go first.......
Teacher says to the kids 'give me a sentence with the word 'Contagious' in it'
Little Mary hand shoots straight up 'Miss, my mummy said that my little brother has 'Chicken Pox' and it is very contagious'
'Well Done, Mary' say Miss
Little Sarah is waiting ever so patiently with her hand up 'Miss, my Grandpappy had the Flu, my Grandma said 'It can be very contagious'
'Well Done, Sarah... that's a super description'
Little Johnny... has been thinking and thinking.... his little hand shoots up 'Ooo, Ooo Miss, Miss.... I know one, I know one'
Miss.... at little apprehensively asks Johnny to speak..
Little John clears his throat in a very dramatic fashion......'My Dad and I were in the car the other day... we were stuck behind a truck carrying apples to the market..... as we came to a corner.... the apples we split all over the road.... my Dad said it would take.... this C&nt ages to pick them up'
I agree with you JB.....I am interested to hear all about her and for her to get to know me.....but that will never happen on a first date
But as this is a first date... I have to get the balance spot on.... to make sure that she is comfortable in my company and wants to do it again, and vise versa...
It highly likely that she has read this thread... so a red rose is a definite no, no at this point..... In fact... I reckon she's has read this and is laughing to herself about it....
Okay...... thanks for the advice...... will she at some point want to know about me.... c'mon it would be nice if she did have a little bit of interest in me....
stooie1971 Forum Posts (2,672)
you looking for smutty stuff.... I don't think this is it, but please enjoy yourself
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RE: Kisses from Dublin...
See 'The Showman' can affect you by mere typing!!!!!!!!!!!!