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June 18- NIGHT-OUT IN DUBLIN

are you coming blondiedunno

true life funny stories

very true
i told the lads the next day in work and they were in a heap laughin

RE: Accommodation for Letterkenny Meet

shes away
she will be missedblues

true life funny stories

is there a moraldunno
has noone any stories?

true life funny stories

right im going to the pub but before i do im gonna tell a slightly embarassing story about me

anyone else who posts after has to tell one too
it doesnt have to anything private or confidential but it has to be embarassing
anyway

CAN I HAVE YER MAS NUMBER?
i was at my brothers wedding in cavan
it was a sunny day
the birds were singing
the kids were playing throw a rock at dads head
i put them to bed around 8 o'clock and went back to the bar to begin a mammoth drinking session as ya do at a family wedding
i got chatting to the brides cousin,
she made a remark that made me think she liked me in a romantic way
i knew she was nice looking as i didnt have the beer goggles on and witty too
she made me laugh and not many women do
so im doin the rounds as you do at family weddings so i didnt get a chance to chat to the foxy girl at the bar
anyway
later on when we were ushered into the residents bar there she was as bold as brass giving me socks at the bar
i was buckled
i tried to talk to her for maybe an hour
the words formed in my brain but it was like the vast amount of alchohol i had consumed had severed the nerves from my brain to my vocal chords
all that came out was rhubarb and onebar and what not
obviously she got sick of trying to decipher my slurred speech and did a burner as i went for a smoke
heres the punchline
i was buzzin with her son for most of the wedding,
i didnt know till later they were related
at about 5 a.m. i uttered the words
CAN I HAVE YER MAS NUMBER


theres more to it which i will get to later
the story might not soundfunny now but it was at the time
god bless all

RE: will i be with Sam

theres only a few dodgey comments
well one in particular which was just out of sheer badness
youll lknow which one i mean when ya see itwink

RE: will i be with Sam

i laughed at that
sorry johnnylaugh handshake rolling on the floor laughing

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

after the pub i may spill
its a funny storylaugh

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

most musicians i know are heavy drinkers
it goes with the scene
we live in a drink culture
for example im gonna go to the local tonight and have 2 maybe 3 beers only cause im bored,i dont really want to drink but i just wanna get out of the house
in other countries people wouldnt automaticaly go to the pub for relaxation

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

only 24 pages to go uh oh

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

i cant understand why people who get aggressive or arguementative on drink do it
ive known many people who are grand up till a certain point and then bam theres trouble
its madness
some will blame circumstances or that particular brand of alchohol but just wont look in the mirror

RE: E-coli

oh jesus noblues
yer a bollix
im goin out to my rhubarb patch now to give my babies a big hughelp

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

they defo end at some stage
maybe thats changed since they updated the sitedunno

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

its not much more than a 100
i could be wrong though but thats rare

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

its not much more than a 100
i could be wrong though but thats rare

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

will yablues
ah thanks
i think this thread is comin to the end
i think ya get 80 pagesdunno confused

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

thats a good reason not to drink
drink has ruined many peoples lives

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

so ive a good chance of pullin is what yer sayin?
im no looker but ive got bags of charmdunno help

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

whats the problem?dunno

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

watch me backdunno
is donegal a dangerous placedunno uh oh

RE: will i be with Sam

laugh
i must log in later to see how this pans out
chin up johnnythumbs up

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

ah well
not to worryhandshake

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

ah jayses
there will be nothing getting chopped off me
i will keep everything safe uh oh

RE: are u having a beer tonight??

theres no might about it with you pedro
am i rightdunno

RE: will i be with Sam

tou said it
ive had a few disagreements myself so i cant talk ,
i dont know why people have to jump in slating other people sigh

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

well im puttin the feelers out for friday
i think im meetin g for a beer
the more the merriercheers

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

are ya there friday?

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

im booked in for saturday
i may stay friday toodunno

RE: will i be with Sam

everyone was getting along nicely for a whileuh oh

June 18- NIGHT-OUT IN DUBLIN

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