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RE: Do you ever really get over an EX?

4 years later
thats madness
its tough sometimes i suppose
he should just get back on the horse

RE: 3sum

i dont know
i wouldnt try so ill never find outdunno

RE: 3sum

its too much like darkside action for me
i would be afraid of crossing swordslaugh

RE: 3sum

please
i have respect for myselfblushing
im no cowboyscold

RE: 3sum

playing fairdunno
ok
i usually do a lot of diving when the refs not lookingdunno

RE: Blocked

do it before ya get blasted out of it
these kinda threads never end wellhandshake

RE: Blocked

move on i meantdoh

RE: Blocked

i think its time to move wink

are you flexible

i got excited there and typed that too quickly
i meant to say
im like a little lost boy nowdoh

are you flexible

im liy lost nowke a little boblues

RE: Do you

what exactly is it that they dont doconfused

are you flexible

of course
job
yes
em
right
ive got it now
you will training with the seals
is it ok if i ask a slighly personal question
ah sure im gonna ask anyway
whats yer chest size
my tape seems to be stuck
and i need yer measurements so i can get you one that fits
now slip outa that wetsuit
again
i promise i wont look
yer so naieve
uh oh
right get yer laughin gear around that coffee thats finally arrived for ya and throw back on that skirt while yer at it
or is it a belt
its so tinywow

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

its 2 for the price of one cocktail night at the barwink

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

ooooooooooooooooh
those cookies look tasty
ive been known to eat a girlfriend out
blushing


























of house and homewink

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

ah cause yer 5 foot
makes sense
anything else i could do for you 2 while im heredunno

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

fair enough
i can do thatprofessor

are you flexible

well im not sure
i must get that taken out for ya
hold on i just wanna get my tape measure out
oh sorry a slip of the hand there
oh there must be a draughtlaugh
questions
questions
job
job
job
what jobdunno
ill think of something
can you think of any particular job that tickles yer fancyconfused

are you flexible

well look
ill leave the examing to you
hows thatdunno

RE: June 25- NW GET TOGETHER in DONEGAL IRELAND

men
for whatdunno confused

are you flexible

just keep stum
the circus storys workin a treatmumbling

are you flexible

jayses johnnyuh oh
never mind young lady
just try that rubber suit on there
i told my sister id get her a wetsuit for her surfboarding blushing and you look about her size
ya wouldnt do me a favor and try it on for size there
i promise i wont look while you strip off
sigh wow

are you flexible

dont you worry
i allways insist that all my employees shave their legs on a regular basis
theres nothin worse than a hairy woman
actually i need a bearded lady for the second actdunno laugh

are you flexible

ok sound
let me get you a cup of coffee
did ya have to wear such a short skirt
its distracting me
ah sure dont worry im a liberal kinda guy
oh and dont mind me while i switch on my video camera
i like to tape all my job interviewsuh oh blushing wink

are you flexible

youve gotta trreat this like a job interview
impress me
ytell me what yer capeable ofdunno
i mean are you willing to almost anything to get a head in yer prospective new job in the circus
ANYTHINGdunno uh oh

are you flexible

i need a good man with a strong hand to keep the fillies in line thumbs up

are you flexible

i have a spare leotard for ya irish dont worry,
you can sell the popcorn at the intervalwink
its a very important job
the more money we make to buy the gimpsuits
i mean leatards and animal feed uh oh

are you flexible

yer in a circle of trust here
let yer feelings run freewink
was that you being baddunno
is that the best you can doconfused

are you flexible

hold on there now
take a deep breath
the feeling you are experiencing will pass in a moment.....................................................................
right
now
are you doublejointeddunno

are you flexible

im not askin as such
dont be gettin frisky on me nowscold
its nothin to do with the obvious
ya see i was thinkin about forming me own circus troop so i need people who can do crazy stuff with their bodieswink

are you flexible

can you put yer legs behind yer head
dunno
p.s.
this thread is for women onlyprofessor wink

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