jacksparra Forum Posts (130)

WOULD YOU MOVE ANY DISTANCE FOR LOVE

I WOULD IF IT MEANT I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY A PERSON IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT LOVE

RE: Hello everyone

AND THERES ME THINKING IVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG
WELCOME BACK PRINCESS IVE MISSED YA

what does a man have to do on this site to find love

WE CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON UNCLE CHRIS BUT I TRIED THAT ONE M8 IVE JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL SHE DIDNT SAY B4 WE MET SHE WAS A ALL IN WRESTLER AND CAN RUN 100MTRS IN 8 SECONDS AND SHE WAS 72YRS OLD LOL THOUGHT ID CRACKED IT HOW WRONG CAN A GUY BE

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

HUMBUGtongue:

RE: Your thoughts on

1 RELEASE ME LET ME GO ENGLEBURT HUMPERDINK


2WHOS SORRY NOW CONNIE FRANIS


3THEASE BOTTS WAS MADE FOR WALKIN NANCY SIATRA

RE: Why do we become so giving and compassionate at Xmas time ?

ALL DONATIONS ARE THANKFULLY RECIEVED WILL EMAIL YOU WITH OFFSHORE ACCOUNT DETAILS

speeding policeman

FREKKING GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

what does a man have to do on this site to find love

well ive been mean no luck iv been nice no luck ive run out of ideas

RE: would you spend the night with the person above???

we may of sorted our diffrences but dont think dont think i would no offence doc old lad

RE: would you spend the night with the person above???

hey chriss m8 hows ya doin mukka

speeding policeman

he should be made resposible for his actions he was head of traffic in the uk he said on tv that speedin will not be tollerated next minuit he gets caught by one of his camras if it had been you or me my friend we would of lost our jobs if we needed to drive and banned for more than 6 wks

RE: would you spend the night with the person above???

too right i would think jemmini is so hot

RE: what would you were on first date

ho but it is my sweet

RE: hi

hi and a very walm wecome to you princess

RE: hi

look no further hun

speeding policeman

we all must stand up for our civil rights .stricly speaking we are being protected my legal criminals .the police man in question should ov lost everything is job pension the job lot .short message to the government

RE: Bad boys come first?

a lucky bugga

RE: Google has been "Hacked"

you been buting dodgy computers del boy my old son

english irish scotch

it is its also an egg

RE: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK, NEW AND ON A MISSION

WELL ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO THERE SWEET THING DING DONG

speeding policeman

he was acually in his own car in civvies and i dont find this a joking matter i fin d it disgusting

english irish scotch

english ,irish .scotchman in court they all get the death penalty
the prison warden calls them up to ask for any requests befor they die .

english man asks for a sunday roast n yourshire puddin


scotchman asks for a crate of the finest scotch malt


irish man ask for 20 cigerettes a day un til is doom
the warden grants the 3 men there wish


doom day comes englishman says that was the best roast dinner ive had .


scotchman was so drunk he couldnt stand .

when the warden went to get the irish the irishman said have you got a match ::roll:

RE: reading profiles

hiya chris i got a message from a girl saying the same thin she says shes from dublin and shes 29 yrs old her name is well you tell me chris it begins with a n and finnishes with 32

speeding policeman

after watching the news this evening i come to the understanding that you can speed if your a police man and the only punishment you will get is a 6 week driving ban . but what makes this a joke is that the policeman is acually the chief constable of south yorks and head of traffric .what if any other person got caught doin 90 in 60 zone what you think they would get .
a stiffer punnishment i would say im totally disgusted what a joke

joke

while driving down the motorway just over the speed limit i noticed a blue flashing light at bk of me so i pulled over in a safe spot . the officer came to me and said ,what is that jumping about in ya bk seat my reply was its a chimp officer the officer looked confused .and said take to the zoo .so i said ok .

the next day i was on the same part of the motorway and once again i saw a blue flashing light at bk ov me .so yet again i pulled over in a safe place the officer once again came over to me and he said thought i told you to take that chimp to the zoo my reply was i did we had such a good time were going to the seaside today.

RE: My son

THINK WE ARE ALL PROUD OF OUR KIDS I DEFFO AM MY DAUGHTER IS 17 AND STUDYING TO BE A CHILD PYSCOLOGIST GOOD LOOK TO YOUR SON PRINCESS

RE: Anyone Wish Me Luck??

yopur hired sharon now put the kettle on be a good girl good luck every thing crossed my yoice as reached a high pitch

RE: do woman like a man wen he tells her to take a bath?

bubbles can share my bath anytime

RE: do woman like a man wen he tells her to take a bath?

i would get a grip of you if you astood still long enuf weyheeeeey

public appology

jade i have you to thank babes your words of wisdom made me think hun big big thanks sweetheart