RE: Help me! My former girlfriend pursues me on dating sites

Good lord, how shockingly embarrassing and shameful.

Oh the indignation of it all.elephant jaw drop

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Just help yourself, doors always open. Any ago from Tru and All,throw them out at your will, they'll try to rob ya berries and easy eggs if they are available. wine

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Christ gnashers like that would cut through tungsten carbide! Let alone a mother's pride bacon butty.

Where did you get those implants done, down the back alley? They look like someone robbed newly painted fence posts and stuck them in ya chops!

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Kitchen is always open to you Molly. As regards the rest of the riff raff (tru and all), they must of just returned from the early morning house after hair of the dog!beer

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Bang on. How big are the cubes? Sounds like one could fit it a connex box all on its own.

wine

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Was their job a mechanics hand?

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Take ya socks off and have a shower!laugh

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Agree, give him gruel, then shove him out for an 18 hour day of hard labour.

RE: amazing fact of my life......

rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up They way you worded that is unhealthy!

How about a birds eye fishfinger sandwich, on white crusty bread with lashing of salty butter and ketchup?

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Of course, I like mine with Ricotta, ain't nibbled on cottage cheese in ages. Feeding people is a pleasure.

Crunchy - like pork scratchings, or is there a new fad that celebrities are indulging in like crispy toenails fried in pinewood oil?

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Women that are easy to roll over, well now you could end up munching on a very unhealthy fry up.

RE: amazing fact of my life......

A myriad of berries mixed into yoghurt with a sprinkling of mint, and then ciabatta bread with slices of thick smoked bacon inserted and topped with finely diced parsley. Freshly ground coffee with full fat milk, not that semi - skimmed stuff it is tasteless.

RE: amazing fact of my life......

Go back to bed and wait till ya breakfast is ready!wine

RE: They're coming through the windows.

I'd put them all in a room with Jeremy Paxman, they would feel mentally bruised afterwards. They would not receive any intellectual awards.

I think people are getting way to sensitive on these forums for a myriad of reasons, personal or not. Let people be who they want to be and less of the censorship around here in relation to others behaviour.

Because in the grand scheme of things garble like this becomes irrelevant in the minds of those who are persistent with their online battles.

RE: What's the wisest thing anyone has ever told you?

Shine your eyes well.

RE: do you loose motivation sometimes to reply to messages?

I don't lose anything whether I respond or not.

RE: Just a small reflection of dating…

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

RE: what book are you reading now?

The Ideology of Aesthetic - Terry Eagleton, and, The Luminaries - Eleanor Catton.

RE: Should Dental care be free?



Go 9ja for da bling bling teeth, chop some fine boys money for ya treatment, but shine those eyes well well, abi.

RE: ok is the sun the same heat as when it was first shined?

Closer we get to the sun the hotter it gets.

RE: I don't want to turn 30.

Now that is what I call razor sharp!

Well it ain't midday because those lettuce leafs would be all droopy and saggy with no crunch. So it must be early morning, or thereabouts because they are covered in dew. So I guess those slugs are having a field day munching on the greens. rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

RE: I don't want to turn 30.

I have no idea. Time does not stand still motionless for anyone or anything in this life. So unless you decide to stop the clock there is no choice.

RE: North of England/ Scotland

So does being economical with the truth.

RE: Is that ok, if an adult woman dating with much more younger adult man?

I thought that old busted spring mattress and frame riddled with woodworm got ditched a little while back, had a complaint from the old greek geezer, said he had scratches on his backside from the springs poking through. Poor old mucker, he'll survive. laugh cheers

RE: Is that ok, if an adult woman dating with much more younger adult man?

Ah, Molly be a sweetheart and just tag them when they come in for their 24 hour release day trip.

RE: Equality

Okay, no problem, but please, have a heart and leave a little something frilly behind for the scavengers.

RE: Equality

No, I just do the marketing for both.

RE: Equality

See, too much of a good thing has given you addled brains.

JM = the OP of this thread.

RE: Equality

It sure does. How are you going to cope if Tomcat and the old greek geezer turn up unannounced, whilst you and JM are surrounded in playboy like conditions?

RE: Equality

The surroundings are absolutely beautiful, meandering streams, oh the scent of wild flowers is hypnotic.

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