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RE: This thread is for 30 and up!!!!

45 now, will be 46 December 11th and getting wiser every year that goes by but starting to forget what I am getting wise aboutlaugh

RE: do you wonder who on cs thinks about you?

I am probably sure that nobody thinks about me in a loving way or a smitten way blues but I am probably sure there are some that thinks of me in a bad way.laugh

RE: well thought i would introduce myself i am dennis.

hello wave I hope you make tons of friends because you can never have too many.cheering

RE: Name 5... game

Blue Fronted Amazon Parrots
Cockatoos
Bluejays
Red Cardinals
African Greys


Name 5 breeds of dogs

RE: WHo are the highest paid people in the world ..and why ? how much do they get paid ?

We want you to make an A on your question for school. So therefore since it is your birthday here is a cheat sheet to all your questions here. hug



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RE: Name 5... game

The Young & the Restless
Days of Our Lives
As the world Turns
Bold & Beautiful
All My Children

Name 5 US Casinos

RE: what country is the best country in the world for civil and human rights ?

Well Happy Birthday Gillyparty balloons cheers

So is it true about you going to school and these are questions for you to answer?laugh

RE: be even more careful

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RE: A Cold Place

well I am for one that is surely glad to see that you back because I have missed your poetry and your smiling faceyay

RE: be even more careful

okay Lorraine who has been using my pic? Let me at 'emlaugh

RE: be even more careful

I am as real as they come.wave

RE: OREGON U.S.A is this the place that.........

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh mio amore where have you been?kiss

RE: OMG… 1,400 Men in 6 Months!!!

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RE: what country is the best country in the world for civil and human rights ?

Does that mean that you agree and I was not wrong in my thinking?conversing

RE: SMOKING

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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

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RE: what country is the best country in the world for civil and human rights ?

Gilly I am just curious but why do you always posts these type of threads and then never participate? You never give your view or opinion on any of the questions that you ask, Why? Your threads here lately are always about civil rights and racial issues but then you sit back and don't participate and because of this, this leads me to my opinion that you do this to just cause a ruckus, create a stir in this International site for people all over the world looking for love. I apologize now if I am wrong in my thinking and I could be wrong but this has been just my curiosity.

Now I will answer your question to this thread: what country is the best country in the world for civil and human rights ? I believe that all countries in this world is the best countries for civil and human rights when in search of peace and love with a calm of serenity!


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RE: Age Parameter

everybody has their preference and for me I like the older men between the ages of 49 - 60

RE: Leaving the A.O.

hurry back shipwave

RE: A little help from my friends...?

Unfortunately they don't read the profilesdoh that is why I keep getting 20 year olds sending me emails and flowersfrustrated

RE: How many people would describe you

very well said Rivamethumbs up

Saturday Night funny From the South...

all this scrolling up and down has made me sleepy yawn rolling on the floor laughing

good nite all wave

RE: A piece of advice to the easily exited...

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Saturday Night funny From the South...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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<----- Scroll Up.


I've been busier'n than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.

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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

nite sassywave

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

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Saturday Night funny From the South...

Ticket Training

Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Yankees each buy a train ticket and watch as the three Southerners buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Yankee.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Southerners.

Ticket Training
They all board the train. The Yankees take their respective seats but all three Southerners cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Yankees see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Yankees decide to copy the Southerners on the return trip and save some money (being tight with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Southerners don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Yankee.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a Southerner.

When they board the train, the three Yankees cram into a restroom and the three Southerners cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the Southerners leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Yankees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."


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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1) Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.


2) That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.


3) Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).


4) Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.


5) Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.


6) Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)


7) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)


8) Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)


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Saturday Night funny From the South...

Underage Drinking

A man walked into a convenience store with a gun and demanded that the cashier put all the money from the register into a bag. The teller did. Then the man saw a bottle of Scotch behind the counter and told the cashier to give it to him. The cashier refused and said she did not believe he was over 21. The man insisted that he was. The cashier held her ground. Finally, the man took out his driver's license and showed it to her. The cashier looked it over carefully and sure enough, he was over 21. She gave him the Scotch and the man left. Two hours later he was arrested after she called the police with his name and address.



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Saturday Night funny From the South...

Wrong Bank

A man went into a Wells Fargo bank and planned to rob it. He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny in this bag." Then he stood in line. But he got nervous thinking that someone might have seen him write the note. So he left the bank and crossed the street to the Bank of America. He waited in line, then handed the note to the teller. After reading the note, the teller determined that the man was not very bright. So she told him she could not accept the stickup note because it was written on a Wells Fargo deposit slip. He would either have to fill out a Bank of America deposit slip or go back to the Wells Fargo. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK," and returned to the Wells Fargo where he was arrested while standing in line.



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