Ha! That was great... I have a few family members who I suspect pretend to be deaf... It cracks me up... Me and one of my cousins will sit close by and whisper outrageous stuff and watch the look of shock and horror take over their faces... LOL
That sounds really terrible, but I can't stop laughing about it even as I typed it out..
RE: No
You are done now sir...*Cleaning chains and razor blades*