petofisandor Forum Posts (40)

RE: Is god male or female ???

Hah! I lent myself to fantasizing many a great and small and exciting visions when I felt the urge to drop my seed on the ground, so to speak, but I never fantasized God as being my partner, be he or she of any diploid persuasion.

I must scurry off and try to put into practice this newfound possibility.

RE: Is god male or female ???

"Far away, across the fields, the tolling of the iron bell calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spell."

RE: Is god male or female ???

Which god? there are hundreds of thousands of them.

If you want to be sure, take a biopsy from their soul, and count the X and Y chromosomes. Don't read the gospels for sources of information -- gospels are written by crazy, drunken, old men. They are completely unreliable.

Religion... is a smile on a dog. Religion... is a foghorn in a fog. Religion... is a pair of invisible crutches. Religion... is a bunch of restrictions for no real reason. Religion... is another person's idea of who should rule the world and how. Religion... is essential for survival for the weak in spirit.

RE: 9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

His first wife just LACTATED
When his enemies got defeated
Thus he gained a PROMINENT place
On the political map in the Middle East.

What, with chemical weapons
He can win wars, he reckons.
The DICKTATOR cleans his conduits.
Replenishes his harem by IMPORTING.

"I don't mind cheating when spelling,"
He says gleefully, always yelling,
"I'm portly, a couch potato, with a dicktatoo,
Still good enough when warrage's PROMPTING."

RE: As William Shakespear once wrote

I heard somewhere that he did not write the plays. They were written by another feller also named William Shakespeare.

RE: As William Shakespear once wrote

As an Inglish speeking person, I take this as 2 pennies (as in a "penny for your thought") or not to 2 pennies, that is: to think and say two somethings (not necessarily the same, not necessarily different), or to think and NOT say two somethings. Or to not think and say two things, or to not think and not say two things. 2P or not 2P.

It might mean 2 pints (drink or not), or two pounds (of food, to eat or not to eat) or two pterydactyls (as in "two pterydactyls", as in "two perydactyls walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "2p-s or not 2p-s?."") or not.

RE: 9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

ON TERRAINs the rain keeps falling
In Spain, that is, on the flatlands;
Too much mud, DE TRACTOR stalls,
Its driver warms himself by the kiln.

(Obviously I don't know the rules to this game... please forgive me)

RE: 9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

I don't want your used protection
Filthy film, froth upon lethal action
Many a life-aspirant butted head there
With latex sack, direction upward,
It in a rarity, canary-death and jeopardy,
By using cast-away protection of an English lady.

RE: Question

It takes hard work, perseverance, and a lot of brains to get scammed.

Scammers don't go after just anyone.

If the scammee-wannabe wants to be successful at it, she'd better be dang good looking too.

Otherwise the scammers will pass her by. This is a touff world, competition is fierce, and most people are zombies, who are not worth scamming after.

That has been my experience, at least.

RE: Why do women .....

And that means they bite. Stay away from them!!