Six sigma is a business improvement methodology developed by Motorola and General Motors and used world wide. I am a Master Black Belt, training yellow, green and black belts (similar hierarchy to martial arts/karate, but lot less exciting) and responsible for Six Sigma deployment in BHPBilliton Energy Coal South Africa (about 18 000 employees).
Thanks Dan. My family stays far from me, so I am all by myself. Even left my dogs with my cousin as I am busy building at my house. I will probably irritate some people with my crappy comments in the forums, and go to bed early. Have to prepare as I am giving six sigma black belt training to 14 people this week.
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years, "he replies.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.......
It must be Africa. Here in Africa we believe in "until death.......blah blah). If you are not killed by the malaria mosquitoes, poisonous snakes, leopards, lions in the street or cannibals your husband will bore you to death.
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RE: What do u usually wear to bed ?
Naughty by nature.........