This really is valuble info. Remember it. If you can't, like most us guys....., write this down, store in wallet or some place you can pull it up when needed. It's one less arguement.
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh , cause they know it's true
New Year's Eve Song The traditional song for ringing in the New Year in almost every English speaking country in the world is Auld Lang Syne. This song is generally credited to Robert Burns, but earlier versions of this ballad precede his time. Burns combined a common Scottish folk song with his own lyrics to arrive at the version commonly sung on New Year's Eve. The song reminisces about friendship of long ago.
When the clock strikes midnite on New Year's Eve, gather everyone together at your party or celebration to sing the New Years Song and remember the good memories of family and friends.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And auld lang syne?
Chorus: For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne!
We twa hae run about the braes, And pu'd the gowans fine, But we've wander'd mony a weary fit Sin auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidl't in the burn Frae morning sun till dine, But seas between us braid hae roar'd Sin auld lang syne.
And there's a hand, my trusty fiere, And gie's a hand o' thine, And we'll tak a right guid willie-waught For auld lang syne!
And surely ye'll be your pint' stowp, And surely I'll be mine, And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne!
Well, speaking of this ? at this very moment, 4 hands ago in the poker tourny i'm playing right now had I said I will call instead of Damn it I wish I woulda called I would have more than doubled my chip stack. Probabilities? Well the odds didn't justify a call with 10 7 off suit. Today? I'm stil lin the tournament and still in it to make the cash line.
Acomplished more? Well any cash is a profit so if I make it that far then I accomplished more $!
hmmmmmmmmm I dont have a flamingo T but i think could be gl. I'll find one wear it at the poker tbl. If i don't cashI'll burn it If i make the $ i'll wear it in the net tourny in tunica! No cameras please!
Going in April. Book your room feel free to join. I go once a year with a group of people 3 of us pretty serious poker players. I don't gamble just play poker. after tournament its all about havin fun.
RE: Fires....WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW #3
Ten Years Gone Led Zeppelin