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And the food we love to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts
(And may they never meet!)
Here's Champaign to our real friends
(And Real pain to sham friends.)
And when this journey finalyy ends,
May all of us find peace.
Here's to the women that I've loved
And all the ones I've kissed.
As for regrets, I just have one -
That's all the ones I've missed!
While women's faults are many,
We men have only two:
(Every single thing we say
And everything we do!)
I wish you health, I wish you wealth
And happiness galore.
I wish you heaven when you die -
What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean,
Your troubles as light as it's foam
And may you find sweet peace of mind
Where ever you may roam...
Goodnight and happy New Year!
(And if the previous toast offended anyone or is deemed to be in poor taste in any way, shape or form... I promise it won't happen again before next year!)