Just wanted some advice on what everyone thinks about online chatting. In everyday life we talk to people in the work place, in the street and everywhere.......We know the way people talk to us in person is judged by vocal tone and body language...
Online unless you have cam or microphone you cant see or hear the person on the other end.....But this also can be misleading...
I just wanted to know.....
How can we tell people online are real or otherwise?
What are the things to look for with scammers etc.....
heres one of my favs, a little johnny joke, why not!!!
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mum, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Little Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"
it's not funny you know, cause my friend Jonesy died in a pub.......
He walked into his local tavern and slipped on a dog turd, that was on the floor and he landed on his backside..... While ruffled slightly, he was enjoying his drink at the bar when a 25 stone biker named Killer, walked through the door and slipped over also on the same dog turd..... He ran from the bar to the biker and said I just done that!!!!!!!
I never saw Jonesy again.......
ha ha ha maybe you thought I was serious lol
not........
But my friend was just a head..like in the other story....
no arms...no legs...no body..
his name was Bob......
he was a good swimmer, thats why his name was Bob.....lol
he could tread water very well.......
even had a partime job as a bouy at station pier for when the ships come in....
he was a good dancer Bob was.....
he was good at all sports.....bob was always first picked in the teams...
anyway when he was 18 we went to the pub cause he wanted to be a good darts player....
I said Bob how are you going to play darts mate..... he said I show ya....
he said see that pack of darts in my collar, (cause as a head he only had the collar of his shirt)
he said well get them out of my collar! so I did...
he said now open the pack......and I did...
he said now put one in my mouth.....so I did...
he said now lift that dart board off the wall over there....did also...
Jimi123499 Forum Posts (1,048)
Real Or not be real....That is the question?
ThanksI have found some great people online..........and some not so......
I have found the scammers agenda to be to try and get you not to talk to others, so they can do the brainwashing......
If anyone says they are from somewhere ask where they are now, sometimes they say Nigeria.....reply cya later......