OK my favorite all time joke.... well one of them..
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. 'Dopey, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Dopey asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers. 'No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.' This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey
turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?' 'I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting
'Dopey screwed a penguin!' ' Dopey screwed a penguin!'
you seem to still have a thing for this guy... he is a complete waste for space and time.. move on ... he seem to think he has some sort of control over you ...no man in any healthy relationship wants this .. never allow any guy to have this kind of say in your life ... in English F**K HIM!!!
In my opinion .. you are a very attractive young woman and should be going out with guys nearer your own age !!!! ten years max .. defo not 35 .. get out and have fun ..and not to be doing any mans washing or ironing etc!!!! OMG!!!
As for the miscarriage .. i know its hard but please put it behind you ... life moves on and so should you!!!OH AND SMARTY PEOPLE ARE HAPPY PEOPLE .... get on the pill !!
Skipping over "you hit him" .. that's not on ...
oh and in order for you to be able to fall in love again !! you first must love yourself.. it takes time .. but you have to find the things that are lovely about you . and realize what a lovely person you are!! ...
RE: eire win
and embarrassing is spelled this way!! ...kind of ironic that!!..nite dude..