A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, “Boy, go git yo Momma…”
Havent heard this song in a while so im dedicating it to myself ....
Sits and sips on my dew with a biiiggg ol smile on my face
Hey where did we go, Days when the rains came Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running hey, hey Skipping and a jumping In the misty morning fog with Our hearts a thumpin' and you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl.
Whatever happened To Tuesday and so slow Going down the old mine With a transistor radio Standing in the sunlight laughing, Hiding behind a rainbow's wall, Slipping and sliding All along the water fall, with you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl.
Do you remember when we used to sing, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
So hard to find my way, Now that I'm all on my own. I saw you just the other day, My how you have grown, Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you My brown eyed girl You my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.
I wasnt worried about anyone else i was just worried about me as far as i know im the only one in a relationship thats on this site makin friends but otherwise PHEW
Id never walk away... lemme know when ur ready and lemme catch my breath cause it keeps gettin taken away from all this good humor and we shall have THE DANCE
acausey07 Forum Posts (760)
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RE: The Bar is open come on in and enjoy
just need good whole hearted friends and you fall right into thereIf u wanna be my friend and anyone else that wants to tooo.!!!!