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RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Underwear, I remember that.

Hmmmmmm, underwear.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

No one is dancing Des. Are you sure the neon's are on?

Okay, the dance pole is still there but it's kinda quiet.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

That's true.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Got it all but the last part?

Things will be better. Cuz I said. And you're Army, improvise and all that.

Whatcha drinking tonight?

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Sunshine? Still here.

RE: approved! Arriving Apr 18th!!

I thought that at first too. Just for a sec Ship.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Sunshine, have a seat. Tell me all about it. Whatever it is, it's Friday and it's gonna be OKAY.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

More Southern Comfort Des.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Sunshine, you didn't look hard enough sweetie. You had your own special message.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Yes, shots.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

More drinks.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

To anyone that needs to hear this tonight. Those that have that person and those that are still looking.

When I'm lost in the rain,
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
To light my way.
And when I'm scared,
And losing ground,
When my world is going crazy,
You can turn it all around.
And when I'm down you're there
- pushing me to the top.
You're always there,
giving me all you've got.
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
When I lose the will to win,
I just reach for you and
I can reach the sky again.
I can do anything
'Cause your love is so amazing,
'Cause your love inspires me.
And when I need a friend,
You're always on my side
Giving me faith
taking me through the night
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
For the arms to be my shelter
through all the rain,
For truth that will never change,
For someone to lean on,
For a heart I can rely on through anything,
For that one who I can run to...
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
I turn to you...

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Sunshine where r u?

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Also, to Amanda and her new beautiful healthy baby.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for y'all?" asks the attendant. "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant. "Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!" "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. "What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Who am I kidding? No blushing in the bar.



Des, drinks. Maybe some music. Anybody? Aren't we missing some folks?

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

I'm up longer sober. I mean... Did that come out right?

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

And to Tina, out with her sister (wow - a real life). What is that anyway.

Des, more drinks for everyone.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

To Dana too, think you were out when we toasted her.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

To Dana as well.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Absolutely beautiful. My pleasure. Des do your thing.

A moment to toast Catchme. No secrets here, just miss her like you.

Maybe a dance later?

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Des. Maybe it's too early.
Who care, keep em coming.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

I'm thinking the girls are actually OUT (having a good time).

More drinks Des.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Te kill ya. How did I miss that, damn.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Where's Tina, oh yea, out!

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Damn that's my usual. Quite younger then. Stick to coffee and pepsi mostly now.

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

Ok Des, this _____ just signed off, and after all that effort.

Just jk.

To the girl from Upstate NY

What time is it?


PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

RE: The Bar is Open............It Is Always Ladies night..........

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME