Bowie Forum Posts (958)

RE: Since this thing isn't really working to help me find a date, how about I ask a question that's been

Will send pics for now... um... Just how big is your mailbox

RE: Since this thing isn't really working to help me find a date, how about I ask a question that's been

I am not a girlie. Need proof?

RE: WOULD YOU GO ON DATE WITH ABOVE PERSON ????

hmmmmm.........

RE: WOULD YOU GO ON DATE WITH ABOVE PERSON ????

it's a date if you hold it


um, did I miss something. I haven't been to bed since sunday

RE: SUGGEST A GIFT FOR THE PERSON ABOVE U

new handcuffs

RE: WOULD YOU GO ON DATE WITH ABOVE PERSON ????

cool, let's blow this popsicle stand
Party's on. I'm coming to Sweden though

RE: WOULD YOU GO ON DATE WITH ABOVE PERSON ????

i have been dumped for a woman
if you are a therapist, i shall need to book a date for the couch

RE: WOULD YOU GO ON DATE WITH ABOVE PERSON ????

over the window, thru the door, down the chimney,
however it took to get to that couch

RE: Say Something To Anyone, Names Make It More Interesting, but Names Aren't Mandatory..........

dam, one typo and you gang up

GANGEL

RE: SUGGEST A GIFT FOR THE PERSON ABOVE U

oh, I like that idea.
for you, a wish you can blow on anything you want
I hope this is not too much slang blow= spend=use

RE: SUGGEST A GIFT FOR THE PERSON ABOVE U

a matching ticket

RE: SUGGEST A GIFT FOR THE PERSON ABOVE U

another banana, that one looks so lonely

RE: all free here ?

woo hoooo
breaks for solo b
who can we get to spin some vynil?

I need my c c ola man

RE: What kind of drink would you get to the person above you?

could you make that a diet water?

a dirty mother
yes there is such a drink

RE: What kind of drink would you get to the person above you?

a rock lobster

RE: Sharon and I...end of a story

or maybe not Pssst ( could have been the problem )

RE: What's stopping you?

I have always lived my dreams. Can't think of life any other way

RE: Say Something To Anyone, Names Make It More Interesting, but Names Aren't Mandatory..........

for gengel

RE: Say Something To Anyone, Names Make It More Interesting, but Names Aren't Mandatory..........

awww, hug for you

RE: all free here ?

and every experience, a chance for new mistake

RE: all free here ?

just one more reason for pro choice

RE: needed by age ?

sorry mate, I just flushed it

RE: all free here ?

omg, this is too funny...um... unless my brain tumor is acting up

RE: how happen women fallin love?

does that come with a curb and gutter quarentee? toy get her to the curb? you got her

RE: all free here ?

ok hugs too

RE: all free here ?

not when you could be kissing me

RE: Would you have an International Relationship?

Thanks for sharing

RE: HONEST PEOPLE

when I was moved to Calgary, years ago, I was on nearly out of money and no job. I decided to cheer myself up with a day of skiing,. Stopping at one of the bars, half way down the mountain,I gave the bar tender a 20.00 for my tab. She gave me change for a 100.00 I was quite happy about this. I sat for a while, thinking of my predicament and how this extra cash would help me.
Having worked in the bars, the thought of this girl having to pay for it at the end of the day, it placed great great strain on my charachter. I knew I had no place to stay and didn't know what I would be eating tomorrow. I wasn't even sure if I had enough gas to get out of the parking lot. The thought of having to live with myself after committing this terrible act was to great. I quickly returned the money and got a kiss for it. I was walking on air the rest of the day. I do believe that honesty is the best policy and the only way to treat your fellow human being.

RE: What kind of drink would you get to the person above you?

a vat of wine for the lady

RE: What kind of drink would you get to the person above you?

looks like you need a fuzzy navel while I sing "it's raining men " to you