RE: A confession.... haha

jaw drop Gosh Claayer , I never thougth you had it in you.. good story laugh

Tickle Me Elmo..

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.


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RE: WHAT`S THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON LIFE HAS TAUGHT YOU?

Don't go out twisting ....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

What is it gonna take?... for you to give it up...roll eyes laugh

RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

I was going to say... my motto for the day.....hmmmmmm

ANNOY LAGOONA..tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

Anymore???grin

RE: Many thanks to Sparky55!



Are you sure we are talking about the sparky I know????? confused confused

Just kidding..... of course he is a nice guy!! Glad you had a good time in Malta.... I heard all about it..wink

RE: WHAT ACHIEVEMENT ARE YOU PROUDEST OF?....

I have achieved a lot in my life.. but I am most proud of my kids and my career..

RE: Don't post here

Are we hiding from claayer?...laugh Quick before she comes back..tongue

RE: Don't post here

Shhhhhhhh Claire we're not supposed to be here.... quietly tiptoeing out...laugh wave

RE: Don't post here

Ok ... I won't grin

RE: Once In A Life Time Someone Truly Special Comes Along

Awesome, Daniel as always..very nice words.applause

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

Liars and cheaters..barf

RE: Meet up

I want to see P I C Sgrin

RE: Hey Guys ,,Should We Clean Our Residence Up for A Date?

Funny....tongue

RE: Hey Guys ,,Should We Clean Our Residence Up for A Date?

I friggin thought so.....grin

RE: Hey Guys ,,Should We Clean Our Residence Up for A Date?

Tell me something, do you guys even make your beds??laugh

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

Good Luck... hope the frog turns out to be your prince..applause

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

Hi Cristina... good to see you wave

RE: ICE no.

What a brilliant idea... the paramedic deserves an A + thumbs up wave

RE: Meet up

Are you kidding...rolling on the floor laughing Girl...that video is censored... big time grin For your eyes only...wink

I can imagine you and the Italian waiters ....doh I bet you tired them out..laugh

RE: Olympic Medals.

And I got the video....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Olympic Medals.

Damned right she did....applause applause

RE: Meet up

For sure.... hope the shopping was awesomewink

RE: Meet up

Hey Nessy... glad you enjoyed. No back up singers ha... maybe next time!!!! laugh wave

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

Darn..... me too leaving an hour. wave laugh

RE: What's your favorite olympic body type

applause applause Yes yes yes for the male swimmers...laugh

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

Enjoy it whilst it lasts wave

RE: what is love? Can you define?

Very good Riya...thumbs up

RE: Anyone quit smoking recently?

applause applause laugh

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