RE: would or would spend the night with the one above you

rolling on the floor laughing

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

doh

RE: Attractive, beautiful/handsome, or passable ?

I believe I am a very solid 3 drinking

RE: HAS ANYONE EVER EXPERIENCED THIS KIND OF PERSON?

Yup, been there handshake

RE: if you choose name for above person then what it would be ??????

laugh

RE: if you choose name for above person then what it would be ??????

Um, Snork? Nert-nert?

confused

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

Don't you just love it rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

rolling on the floor laughing My sides are starting to ache...

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

LMAO rolling on the floor laughing You are pretty funny dude! HAHAHA!

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.

Addicting... laugh

RE: The surrealism compliment generator...

Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.

WTF?

confused

RE: Somebody said....

"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
caught. Then lie."

MUHAHAHA! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: In case you were wondering....

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: would or would spend the night with the one above you

boogie

RE: Prayers for my Daddy Please!

Why did this appear to be current? UG. Sorry.

RE: Prayers for my Daddy Please!

group hug

RE: Hello!

beer

RE: Random Chuckles....

laugh

RE: A Bat's Tale

Fantastic!
laugh

RE: tricking a nun

OMG! rolling on the floor laughing

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

Cool, my aunt sends me this stuff all the time and I never know where it comes from...

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

Some can sprint close to 40 mph, you won't be out-running anything...

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

jaw drop

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

Living here I have seen many, many bears but this fella is just flat out scary monster big uh oh

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

You and me both uh oh

Worlds largest (Grizzly) Teddy Bear

<Pictures of the bear are in my profile>

A man was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy emptied his 7mm Magnum semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head.

The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6' high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world.

Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the Anchorage airport to remind tourists of the risks involved when in the wild.

Based on the contents of the bears stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours including a missing hiker

The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol were the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found.

Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with four shots (the Service ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body), it only wounded the bear and probably angered it immensely.

The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker.

Think about this:
If you are an average size man; You would be level with the bear's navel when he stood upright. The bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows.

Youth and Wisdom

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'. The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'

RE: Do you feel that you can be more like yourself in the CS forums then you are in real life?

Way less for me. I am much more reserved here than in my real life. This is just wrong. Ug. Seems my life is upside down, backward, ...

RE: How long have you been on this site looking for... love?

drinking

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