Two Mexicans are wandering around in the desert close to death. They are just about to lie down and face the inevitable when Jose says suddenly says " Hey Pepe can you smell that , is bacon I is sure of eet" Pepe replies " Si ees bacon I smell too " Struggling up the next sand dune they get to the top and see a tree at a distance. On the tree is bacon. There`s raw bacon and bacon dripping with fat , back bacon and smoked bacon , any kind of cured pig meat imaginable. "Pepe we ees saved, is a bacon tree" "Jose are you sure ees not a meerarge, we ees in the desert" "Pepe when deed you hear of a meerarge smell like bacon, we ees find a bacon tree" And with that they race toward the bacon tree only to be cut down by machine-gun fire. Wounded, Pepe looks at Jose and says "Jose you ees right ees not a bacon tree" "What ees it mi amigo?" "Ees a hambush !!!""
Not so much strange but all around me the local shire is allowing canal developments so consequently what used to be "terra firma", I am now living on an "island" so to speak...if you follow...
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped Him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly Hit a bus, drove up over the kerb, and stopped just inches from a large Plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still Shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.' The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize A mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my First day driving a cab................... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
Hubby and wife at an agricultural show inspecting the prize stud bulls. Stopping at the first stall there was a sign reading " this bull mated 50 times last season" The wife nudged him in the ribs and said, " 50 times last year" At the second stall the sign read " this bull mated 150 times last season." After a solid jab in the midriff she said " wow 150 times you could learn a lot from that !!" Stopping by the third stall, the big daddy of them all`s sign proudly stated " This bull mated 365 times last season " She nearly broke his ribs with her elbow and shouted excitedly " That`s once a day, why cant you be like him?" He turned to his wife and said " Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow everyday. "
Ok first thing let me explain why it is so..with sport and blokes..It`s an inbuilt thing, maybe testosterone driven ,not sure but it stirs the juices, a good stoush on the field.....Now I know not all men like sport as I know that plenty of women enjoy watching,,But....BUT, does that mean that we should be denied an obvious inbuilt urge just because the other half dont like it ????? hm hm hm ?????
I was in contact with a local lady until recently and one of the first questions she asked me was how much time I spent in front of tv watching sport...
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RE: Question about my problem today...
sounds like open and shut case